Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
meintx 9
Half naked? So he had underwear on? Who cares no big deal. No pun intended. Yes it's a weird situation but so what.
lidsthesquid 4
That's messed up -_-'
lidsthesquid 4
-_-' * face paws and let's out a small meow*
angelica169 0
as messed up as it is that they were walking around naked you should comment on your brothers package size. you're disgusting.
pixie19881 0
was is big
iluvlife797 2
Is your family open to adopting me? Lucky.
perdix 31
Was his package dangling or standing at attention? There's a no-win situation. If seeing your naked body makes his huge package inflate, you may have to sleep with one eye open, but if he looks at your body and remains limp, is that such a good thing?
bitchslapped22 14
Introduce him to your friend
simply_ashley1 6
You didnt have to look at it. You chose to direct your eyes there. No need to be ashamed if its your family right..? And why are y'all walking around butt naked anyway.?
panderluver 0
are you nudists?