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Ydi for lying
Why does it matter if you're in a bar OP? Unless you planned on cheating on your wife, in which case you deserve no sympathy, there is no reason ro lie.
you're screwed.
You've already learned the ways of a cheater.YDI
That shit is called entrapment! She got your ass though... She got you.
What was she doing there? 0_o
27- Drinking, ya dumbass.
"Oh hello darling did I not tell you.. I work here now! "
She probably knew he was already there dumb butt.
Or she coulda been there lookin 4 him... While drinkin a few beers... Lls
64, thank you so much for sharing that with us. Now other people with the same IQ as you will know.
Lying is just a more indirect path to the truth.
Maybe he was a recovering alcoholic...or they recently had an argument because she felt he goes to bars too much (or, you know, is not with her enough). It doesn't necessarily need to revolve around cheating.
Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI
Might as well set up camp on the couch
What could she have possibly done to you if you had told the truth?
Pillow fort!!!
Exactly! She would've gotten pissed if you told her the truth, but a hell of a lot less pissed than she probably was at the lie.
I want a pillow fort, but sadly, my base is too fluffy to support any weight more then 5 nanograms.
She probably got a laugh out of your stupidity
Mien grammar is gooder!
Smooth move buddy. Honesty is the best policy. Another easy lesson learned the hard way.
She was trying to drink away her husband problems
Yeah, that's just ridiculous...she should be in the kitchen with the rest of us women.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywaySame reason he was. Having a drink with friends?
Hope fully she was on a date planing on getting some. OP who cares why is she there... Why is he lying?
Lies have a way of coming back and biting you on the arse. But ydi for lying!
He could have been at work being a professional alcohol tester is hard work. You have to keep drinking without passing out.
WHY DO ALL YOUR JOKES SUCK!?
Epic fail.
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Ydi for lying
Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI