Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
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WCARlover
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Ydi for lying
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glutgyoogle
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Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI
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WCARlover
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Ydi for lying
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CryMoreFMLs
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Why does it matter if you're in a bar OP? Unless you planned on cheating on your wife, in which case you deserve no sympathy, there is no reason ro lie.
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worldcupcheer17
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you're screwed.
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genesisnirvana
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You've already learned the ways of a cheater.YDI
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Keyman1212
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That shit is called entrapment! She got your ass though... She got you.
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Uraharas_Bankai
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OP coulda asked the same question.
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kyarush
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What was she doing there? 0_o
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Keyman1212
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27- Drinking, ya dumbass.
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krazy_glu3
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Women always find out. So don't waste your time lying.
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Kyzahhh
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"Oh hello darling did I not tell you.. I work here now! "
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Beanzie
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She probably knew he was already there dumb butt.
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tjnaprincess
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Or she coulda been there lookin 4 him... While drinkin a few beers... Lls
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dre_bro11
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64, thank you so much for sharing that with us. Now other people with the same IQ as you will know.
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LiLSumSum
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you cunt..she could be just following him since he might be doing this often!! AND may be she's wondering if he's cheating on her or not..
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No_LoveMM
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Lying is just a more indirect path to the truth.
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WingedLovely27
| 20
Maybe he was a recovering alcoholic...or they recently had an argument because she felt he goes to bars too much (or, you know, is not with her enough). It doesn't necessarily need to revolve around cheating.
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glutgyoogle
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Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI
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WCARlover
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Might as well set up camp on the couch
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WIZchild
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What could she have possibly done to you if you had told the truth?
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hailphire130
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Pillow fort!!!
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
Exactly! She would've gotten pissed if you told her the truth, but a hell of a lot less pissed than she probably was at the lie.
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CryMoreFMLs
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I want a pillow fort, but sadly, my base is too fluffy to support any weight more then 5 nanograms.
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HatesCrickets
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YDI. Tell her the truth next time dumbass...
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gchartier90
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She probably got a laugh out of your stupidity
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EnEl_Infierno
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jus felz lik pissn off a fews gramar nasis. lol.
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CryMoreFMLs
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Mien grammar is gooder!
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fthku
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She wasn't exactly a shining pillar of honesty herself. Why would she text him that instead of walking up to him? it's her husband for crying out loud!
No one likes people who play those sort of games; if you want honesty, you need to be honest yourself.
Both FYL and YDI, OP.
No one likes people who play those sort of games; if you want honesty, you need to be honest yourself.
Both FYL and YDI, OP.
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reddawn85
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Smooth move buddy. Honesty is the best policy. Another easy lesson learned the hard way.
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Alexisthebestest
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"Honesty is always the best policy." Something about cheesy life lesson quotes always make me smile. :)
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kingkaid
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It is important to remember, that by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.
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beastin34
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why was she in a bar?
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WCARlover
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She was trying to drink away her husband problems
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MurphyS94
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Yeah, that's just ridiculous...she should be in the kitchen with the rest of us women.
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NeonBubblez
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Maybe she wanted to follow him to see what he was really doing..?
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lakaiskate
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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bloodypanda
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lolllll :D I'm a girl and I find that funny.
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iparker97
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Uh to get a drink?
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SpicyDuck
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Same reason he was. Having a drink with friends?
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JizzKhalifa
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She was watching UFC Rio
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mike307
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Hope fully she was on a date planing on getting some.
OP who cares why is she there... Why is he lying?
OP who cares why is she there... Why is he lying?
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jaff23
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Lies have a way of coming back and biting you on the arse. But ydi for lying!
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je_suis_fml
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He probably wanted some time to himself without her.. just in case she decided to join him. Either way he deserve the wrath for lying...
"I'm at the bar honey having a quick drink... see you soon!"
"I'm at the bar honey having a quick drink... see you soon!"
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azurewave
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He could have been at work being a professional alcohol tester is hard work. You have to keep drinking without passing out.
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YayFlameWarz
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WHY DO ALL YOUR JOKES SUCK!?
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poppinblue
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Epic fail.
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yomommma
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Stop saying that.
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Squirrelx
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Just say it was a drunk text?
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MCVelvet1497
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Get her wasted, she won't remember what happened.