bring a female friend to him

If not, OP should at least give the him a helping hand.

Giggity

Or just reply *moral

That's what happens when you have Child Safe set to ON. To turn it off, go to Settings > Keyboard > Child Safe > OFF. Now, when you type in "blow job" it won't get corrected to "oral support" Hope that helps.

#51. In this case it'd be a 'bro job' :P

5 dollar. Cheap cheap, give good bro job

"Oral support" could also mean pep-talks and words of encouragement. Let's not leave our minds in the gutters. :3

#12 or it just means "go bobbing the knob" just like google suggests khkhkh

As long as he followed it with "no homo" he's in the clear. You can literally say anything sexual to a bro and justify it with the same follow up.

I hope that wasn't autocorrect ;)

36, I wipe my screen every time I see your picture because of that dot :(

So do I!!

*back is redundant in the sentence but you're cute so whatever.

OP is such a damn good friend!

I could use a friend like you OP!

Whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

soral mupport

coral support

Moral support I would assume

Floral. Floral support.

No, OP did mean oral support. Autocorrect is just a handy excuse.

The trash singing... The gash bringing... The slash tinging...

The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the... THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!! And yes, my life is so eventful that I looked that quote up.

Moral support.

Him* OP used male pronouns.