By whoops - 25/05/2014 21:23 - United States - Spring Hill

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Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
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you better own up to your word lol

My question is what did he say

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you better own up to your word lol

bring a female friend to him

If not, OP should at least give the him a helping hand.

Or just reply *moral

That's what happens when you have Child Safe set to ON. To turn it off, go to Settings > Keyboard > Child Safe > OFF. Now, when you type in "blow job" it won't get corrected to "oral support" Hope that helps.

#51. In this case it'd be a 'bro job' :P

5 dollar. Cheap cheap, give good bro job

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Maybe he'll take you up on that offer. If not, then maybe be more awake when texting?

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"Oral support" could also mean pep-talks and words of encouragement. Let's not leave our minds in the gutters. :3

#12 or it just means "go bobbing the knob" just like google suggests khkhkh

As long as he followed it with "no homo" he's in the clear. You can literally say anything sexual to a bro and justify it with the same follow up.

My question is what did he say

I hope that wasn't autocorrect ;)

36, I wipe my screen every time I see your picture because of that dot :(

I wonder how fast he replied back

*back is redundant in the sentence but you're cute so whatever.

Hey, it probably brightened his mood! Or he rushed over to your place... either way, you helped him out.

OP is such a damn good friend!

I could use a friend like you OP!

Let's get to it! clean those teeth:P

Whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

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Moral support I would assume

Floral. Floral support.

No, OP did mean oral support. Autocorrect is just a handy excuse.

The trash singing... The gash bringing... The slash tinging...

The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the... THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!! And yes, my life is so eventful that I looked that quote up.

Don't worry op, mistakes like that are easy to make, and just as easy to explain.

it could mean that you want to talk to him/her too, dont worry im sure he/she wouldnt take it the wrong way

Him* OP used male pronouns.

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