By whoops - 25/05/2014 21:23 - United States - Spring Hill

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Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
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kelsorg 21
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you better own up to your word lol

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elijahisaboss 10

My question is what did he say

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kelsorg 21
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you better own up to your word lol

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groovycrazyjoe 18

bring a female friend to him

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DrownedMyFish 18

If not, OP should at least give the him a helping hand.

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samquenda 8

Or just reply *moral

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EphMi 5

That's what happens when you have Child Safe set to ON. To turn it off, go to Settings > Keyboard > Child Safe > OFF. Now, when you type in "blow job" it won't get corrected to "oral support" Hope that helps.

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telli164 30
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#51. In this case it'd be a 'bro job' :P

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Vitotaylor36 13
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5 dollar. Cheap cheap, give good bro job

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

Maybe he'll take you up on that offer. If not, then maybe be more awake when texting?

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\ 28

"Oral support" could also mean pep-talks and words of encouragement. Let's not leave our minds in the gutters. :3

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Ololo_fml 16
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#12 or it just means "go bobbing the knob" just like google suggests khkhkh

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brettrb 18

As long as he followed it with "no homo" he's in the clear. You can literally say anything sexual to a bro and justify it with the same follow up.

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elijahisaboss 10

My question is what did he say

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gjikvtj 18

I hope that wasn't autocorrect ;)

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ElricMustang 23
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36, I wipe my screen every time I see your picture because of that dot :(

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DriAA7 17
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I wonder how fast he replied back

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91hayek 31

*back is redundant in the sentence but you're cute so whatever.

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jkmartinjk 16
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Hey, it probably brightened his mood! Or he rushed over to your place... either way, you helped him out.

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zandalee 19
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OP is such a damn good friend!

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ladyLALAA 28
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I could use a friend like you OP!

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cherries62212 16
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Let's get to it! clean those teeth:P

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martin8337 35

Whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

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MACARONInCHEESE 10
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jonf502 6
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Moral support I would assume

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MisterEx 28
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Floral. Floral support.

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AnOriginalName 19

No, OP did mean oral support. Autocorrect is just a handy excuse.

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communisttaco 16
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The trash singing... The gash bringing... The slash tinging...

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illegalbeagle69 23
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The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the... THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!! And yes, my life is so eventful that I looked that quote up.

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nialls_girl 13

Moral support.

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lolhailsatan 23

Don't worry op, mistakes like that are easy to make, and just as easy to explain.

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tealrobot 15
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it could mean that you want to talk to him/her too, dont worry im sure he/she wouldnt take it the wrong way

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SirMichael 13
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Him* OP used male pronouns.

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