Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
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kelsorg
| 21
you better own up to your word lol
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elijahisaboss
| 10
My question is what did he say
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kelsorg
| 21
you better own up to your word lol
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groovycrazyjoe
| 18
bring a female friend to him
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DrownedMyFish
| 18
If not, OP should at least give the him a helping hand.
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chickenfeet223
| 11
Giggity
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samquenda
| 8
Or just reply *moral
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EphMi
| 5
That's what happens when you have Child Safe set to ON.
To turn it off, go to Settings > Keyboard > Child Safe > OFF.
Now, when you type in "blow job" it won't get corrected to "oral support"
Hope that helps.
To turn it off, go to Settings > Keyboard > Child Safe > OFF.
Now, when you type in "blow job" it won't get corrected to "oral support"
Hope that helps.
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telli164
| 30
#51. In this case it'd be a 'bro job' :P
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Vitotaylor36
| 13
5 dollar. Cheap cheap, give good bro job
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XxXBadAshXxX
| 27
Maybe he'll take you up on that offer. If not, then maybe be more awake when texting?
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| 28
"Oral support" could also mean pep-talks and words of encouragement. Let's not leave our minds in the gutters. :3
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Ololo_fml
| 15
#12 or it just means "go bobbing the knob" just like google suggests khkhkh
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brettrb
| 18
As long as he followed it with "no homo" he's in the clear. You can literally say anything sexual to a bro and justify it with the same follow up.
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elijahisaboss
| 10
My question is what did he say
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gjikvtj
| 18
I hope that wasn't autocorrect ;)
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ElricMustang
| 23
36, I wipe my screen every time I see your picture because of that dot :(
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wot_a_cunt
| 5
So do I!!
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DriAA7
| 17
I wonder how fast he replied back
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91hayek
| 31
*back is redundant in the sentence but you're cute so whatever.
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jkmartinjk
| 16
Hey, it probably brightened his mood! Or he rushed over to your place... either way, you helped him out.
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zandalee
| 19
OP is such a damn good friend!
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ladyLALAA
| 28
I could use a friend like you OP!
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cherries62212
| 16
Let's get to it! clean those teeth:P
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martin8337
| 35
Whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
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MACARONInCHEESE
| 10
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Ebola_fml
| 20
soral mupport
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kingdomgirl94
| 28
coral support
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jonf502
| 6
Moral support I would assume
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MisterEx
| 28
Floral. Floral support.
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AnOriginalName
| 19
No, OP did mean oral support. Autocorrect is just a handy excuse.
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communisttaco
| 16
The trash singing... The gash bringing... The slash tinging...
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!
And yes, my life is so eventful that I looked that quote up.
THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!
And yes, my life is so eventful that I looked that quote up.
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nialls_girl
| 13
Moral support.
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lolhailsatan
| 23
Don't worry op, mistakes like that are easy to make, and just as easy to explain.
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tealrobot
| 15
it could mean that you want to talk to him/her too, dont worry im sure he/she wouldnt take it the wrong way
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SirMichael
| 13
Him* OP used male pronouns.
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olpally
| 32
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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