Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
divadro102 16
Noticed how big it is. You acknowledged the size. Therefore you were fascinated.
HannahLouise96 13
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
PocketRockette 0
So.......whats your brothers number?
betabyte 1
Walk around masturbating all day and **** on the carpet
gmc_blossom 21
What? 0-0
shovels 0
Ya, because nudity always leads to that...
captainfalcon7 0
I'm gonna tell mom that you're posting stuff about me again.
newjerseyguy 0
Would have made for a better FML story too
manic_maniac11 13
Move Out!!
pappuyaer 0
Incest? I mean its hard to find a good size right !
TheBigFailer 0
Hahahahahahaha it's only smart!
TheBigFailer 0
**** him hard if it's big
blahahahaSadFace 0
It's okay at least you didn't catch him peeing right in front of the window you were sitting by. I do feel your pain if your scarred for life! *hugs*
bullrider92 19
That probably would have been better.Then she could just chalk it up to an accidental peek,but she is having to see it every day.
blahahahaSadFace 0
it's still very disturbing to see your brothers "stuff". unless you have some dirt of understanding between the two of you about being naked around each other or you got some incest thing for your brother. VERY disturbing when your their sister. just ew.
blahahahaSadFace 0
*sort not dirt