Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
Mysanitywins 10
Lol @ 60
oops_im_fucked 8
Idk dude, I laughed pretty hard when I found out I had AIDS, but my ears bled when I tried watching Dane cook.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Well how much better looking can you guys be than this chick if you guys don't even show your faces? Hmm?
IndigoAcrylic 9
I like to walk around in my nudie pants too...but only when my friends are over o.-
IndigoAcrylic 9
I really like how I always end up at 69. xD
miahkicksbrass 9
ohh gross :/
Alexisthebestest 16
It could have been worse. He could have said Jeff Dunham was funny. Now THAT is just ******* awful.
MrSexyPants 14
Don't use those twitter things. Ew.
DncrHap 9
for those of you just tuning in now, i'll give you a hint: that was NOT the original post. it got modded. for good reason!
R_G_95 0
thats nasty that u r looking at the size. ur his sister
Majstr 23
Could be a brother?
timmysrule 2
um I seen this before the family ended up in Jerry Springer