Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
kewpiesuicide 29
America is so uptight about nudity. Its just a body, get over it.
hello_jules 8
That's messed up lol.
Alexisthebestest 16
73- I think this went with the post about the step brother & his step sister having a thing...but the comments seem to be going along pretty well with this subject too.
daffyyj 4
Why don't you walk around naked as well?
jobsman99 0
my gal says you need to see his package in it's erect fullness to appreciate how big it really is. maybe he was carrying a dozen donuts for breakfast?
Frijolero_92 1
Lewis black is funny
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I was just gonna say! Clever mod there, it works. And so much less painful to read. Though I have to admit that old mental image is still burning my brain.
niswisk 3
Umm wow. First fml to make me speechless. Kudos :)
syd37 0
How big is it?
Acaprice14 9
F*ck this. I'm gonna go buy me some poptarts.