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He might be confusing "crotch" with "****". He must be terrible at spelling.
If this all happened in writing then it probably woulda been bad handwriting rather than spelling.
54 - you think if a girl pulls a muscle in her groin she sees a gynaecologist? you're as confused as OP...
76, I think he was referring to the fact that op's bf doesn't think girls have crotches.
I've never heard doctors use that term to describe genitals anyway
#17: I'm betting you've never even seen one. Everything begins to make sense.
that was my point in sarcasm..
Why is everyone calling him stupid when the narrator called her groin injury a crotch injury. Crotch isn't even a medical term. It is slang. He should be posting about how stupid his girlfriend is.
Using slang doesn't change your anatomy. Just because she didn't use a proper medical term doesn't mean she doesn't have one. Oh, and she's not the med student so perhaps we can forgive her terminology?
Another trend is claiming to be a 'med student' in your freshman year of college. Taking Biology 100 and aiming towards medicine does NOT a med student make.
He probably thinks that a crotch is just male genitals. Still pretty dumb to think about, HE'S A MED STUDENT.
Yes but being a med student doesn't necessarily mean he has to know slang/colloquial terms for the genitals. Just the proper medical terms.
@94 I don't know about you, but I prefer my doctors to have COMMON SENSE. "Crotch" is as much of a slang term as "armpit", and if doctors aren't required to know what those are either, we're screwed.
don't you mean "in his future"
Or, perhaps she actually really likes her boyfriend despite his crotch mess up..
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Show it anywayYes the only way to prove OP is correct is by showing him her crotch. She probably has more wits and self respect than that.
I'm pretty sure he knows girls have crotches, he just doesn't know they are called that.
Dr. Nick?
You wouldn't need one
I must admit the 9th Doctor is probably one of the only Doctors I'd go to ;)
9th doctor = the best doctor.
Calling someone a "clueless idiot," whether they're right or wrong, is a rude thing to do. To say that to your gf is a jerk thing to do. Now couple that with him actually being the clueless idiot. OP, keep an eye on this one. I won't say drop him over one idiotic thing, but be aware of patterns. If he tends to be cruel and stupid, do you really want him a part of your future? I wouldn't even want him as my doctor.
I find it perfectly valid and appropriate to call clueless idiots "clueless idiots". But then, I'm kind of a bastard.
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He might be confusing "crotch" with "****". He must be terrible at spelling.
He probably thinks that a crotch is just male genitals. Still pretty dumb to think about, HE'S A MED STUDENT.