Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
treboy1992 4
SMFH
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
This ******* dude's comment suddenly makes the FML seem normal.
treboy1992 4
did u enjoy seei g ur brothers junk
DncrHap 9
oh my god. i can't even. this is by far one of the worst fmls i've ever read. nfvikdfhgjkfenwkdsjaw
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
If you wanna see something far worse, read comment #8.
DncrHap 9
i... why do people exist? D:
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I ask myself the same thing every day..
awkward_turtles 1
Comment #8 is gone! Now I'm so curious. What did it say?
Mikonam_fml 8
me too, what did it say??
Keyman1212 14
#8 talked about how he walked in on his step sister masturbating, and was sexually aroused by it.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It was perhaps one of the more disturbing things I have read on FML to date.
leadman1989 16
You're only contributing to the problem... be proactive. :)
rexgar2000 10
thats ******* gross why would you even post this?
KhronicSmoke 2
Cuz this is fml duh!!
dd809 9
Why would you admit that
Keyman1212 14
Prepare to be moderated.
HeartAndSoul2011 0
That's nasty I can't believe they're doing that. I would take an extra curricular activity so I'm not in the house during that time.
Buttsexpirate 9
"Tim, what's that?" "Oh this, it's just my package"
creedaddict 9
Where does he live!?!?!?