Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
stepht91 0
its spelled awkward...
stepht91 0
Dane Cook is great...if u like **** sex
IndigoAcrylic 9
;D !
gleeklove 2
WTF..........!?!??!??!?
eln3mo13 8
and this was in the intimacy category why?
Rosser121 0
Why is everyone assuming op is a girl?
eln3mo13 8
either way it's creepy as hell
darth_nova 0
That's a good point
sovetskiy 8
There's nothing wrong with being naked. We were all born that way. If your brother wants to walk around with no clothes and is confident about himself, more power to him.
TreyACarey 16
Well when Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the tree and where conscious that they where naked what did God do first? He clothed them.
gqlmno 23
@204... actually they heard god calling them and hid and made cloths out of leaves. then God asked them why they are hiding and they said because they were embarrassed because they are naked. He then asked them how they knew that . then Adam said the women you gave me convinced me to eat from the fruit of knowledge. then god got mad and kicked them out of the garden eaden. my grandparents were pastors so I grew up going to church 2/3 days a week.
thekewlest69 9
I wanna live with you. Haha no I kid u
TheDifferent 0
Give us his Facebook! XD
UhLeeUh 6
Yeah nothing werid about that. .___.
thehauf 2
What is wrong with your family??
bullrider92 19
What I want to know is if the whole family is walking around nude then she must have to see her dads too.Is her brothers that much bigger than her dads that she only commented on his?