By Nice Guy - /
Monday 29 October 2012 07:55 /
United States - San Diego
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noobpwn12321
| 6
They could have been friends messing around...
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TheJoeydark
| 4
I would've smacked him in the face and said "I thought you needed a Little help"
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skitzoklown
| 19
Sucks to hear sorry OP
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Lucia_Malpense
| 14
That has to be one of the most unimaginative comments ever.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
Well, it comes in a close second to "I don't know what to say" and "FYL".
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DocBastard
| 38
Wow, way to try to scare the new guy away. Is there something inherently wrong with expressing sympathy? Is that what the FML community has become?
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
Doc, the FML community trying to show sympathy is the equivalent of a porcupine hugging an infant. It does neither party any good, and one is left wondering "What the fuck did I do wrong?"
You tried, is what you did wrong.
You tried, is what you did wrong.
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Pleonasm
| 31
If he is indeed new, he could have done a lot worse for himself: cut the guy a break. he didn't say first or lol
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Lucia_Malpense
| 14
There's a difference between expressing sympathy and being vaguely condescending.
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LiterOfCola
| 16
Personally, this is my least favorite type of comment. There's no point to it; we don't know OP, OP will probably never read this, and it would not affect OP at all even if they did read it.
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mjacv2
| 5
Im going to be nice and say Welcome to FML and next time don't say stupid shit pretty please.
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noobpwn12321
| 6
They could have been friends messing around...
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porcupineattack1
| 5
Yeah shouldn't assume so quickly
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Werken247
| 14
Or lovers having a spat. I'm betting the short guy was the butch one.
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sirpantselot
| 22
When will people learn, Joe Pesci doesn't need anyone's help!
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imavelociraptor
| 6
If they were just friends messing around why would he punch OP in the face? He could have just said "we were just kidding" or ignored him.
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TheJoeydark
| 4
I would've smacked him in the face and said "I thought you needed a Little help"
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crimsonlover4
| 30
Yea he could've shown a little gratitude.
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jacsoccerdude3
| 10
Until the larger man punches op back in the face.
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TheJoeydark
| 4
Lol yeah that's true, he should've then done a hit, and run! :D
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TurboTurkey
| 9
Exactly what I was gonna say. lol That is, if OP is a fast runner.
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OhAidan
| 7
Sounds like you solved the problem, Congrats OP!
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olpally
| 32
Anybody else think of fat bastard and mini me from Austin powers? Lol. Fyl op.
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gc327072
| 29
Get in my beeelllyyyyyy!!!
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greenie213
| 23
He's not fat anymore, but his neck looks like a vagina...
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ICastillo
| 24
I though of the little guy from Family Guy, the one that always says... big whoop want to fight about it.
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whiteboy896
| 9
Should of have stomped that runt.
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klovemachine
| 24
I would say hit him back, OP, but he's short, so that is punishment enough :)
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Vball6
| 19
Since when was being short a punishment?
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Lucia_Malpense
| 14
You shouldn't have made an assumption... But at least you tried, right?
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DontThumbMeDown
| 8
At least you're a good person for trying to break up a fight.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
He was Grumpy.
You should have went and told Snow White.
She'd keep his ass in check.
You should have went and told Snow White.
She'd keep his ass in check.
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LaughinStock
| 16
No, I think he was an elf from the south. They tend to be more angry then the ones in the North Pole.
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