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By a / Thursday 6 December 2012 06:15 / United States
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19 I hope you're being sarcastic.. If looks all you care for then chances are we might see an FML about you being kicked in the nuts.

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#1, ugly friends can be very useful. When you go out bar-hopping with them, you are the "hot one," relatively speaking.

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lilhellian and FelicityWishes - Please turn your Sarcasm Detectors on. The FML comments are always more entertaining that way.

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41: do you actually know what "hypocritical" means? Going through someone's phone's pretty rude to start with, but I don't know anyone dickish enough to start commenting on how 'ugly' things are in the phone's photo gallery. If it's in the phone owner's gallery and it looks home-made, it probably either means something to them or was made by them. How that compares to stepping in dog crap and saying "ew", I have no idea.

This is one if the reasons I keep my phone in my bra. People won't be inclined to go through it if they have to fetch it from undergarments.

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#2, Plus, certain guys have a fetish for girls with iPhone-shaped nipples. I'd ask you to call me, but that would ruin the illusion.

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Your not worried about boob sweat getting into the phone and causing water damage? That's why I put my phone in a secret spot in my purse.

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57 Theft cop isn't going to do much. Touching a hot girls boob in public and she doesn't like, it won't be pretty.

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Haha 57!! Whether that was joking or not, I seriously laughed out loud at your comment. Luckily, I don't sweat like a whore in church or I'd have to find a better spot for my phone to stay. Though to be honest, there isn't a much better spot than the bra. Easy access and you never miss a call or text. Poor men just don't have the same luxuries as us women.

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My best gal pal keeps her phone in her bra as well. Rightfully so as well. I have taken her phone from the table it was on before and hid it in my shoe so she flipped out looking for it. That was a really funny day.

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I wouldn't even get her anything after that rude comment! Well, maybe some coal to warm that frozen heart of hers, but that's it.

Give it to someone who might appreciate it better...I'd be really touched if someone went to that much effort to make me a Christmas present :-P

People tend to be ridiculous about homemade presents, until you give it to them, be glad you found out now, so that she doesn't receive a present she didn't want or deserve.

Everybody can't appreciate art OP. Anyway im sure it was good :). Even if it wasn't good enough you deserve appreciation for putting efforts.

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