Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
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mserrato
| 8
Punch him back
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purpleamandapand
| 6
So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?
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mserrato
| 8
Punch him back
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muzy
| 23
That's what you get for pretending to be cool. Just stick to the old handshake to avoid such confusion. Although, what if he thinks that you're about to sla- never mind about the above OP just words next time.
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soccerguy2
| 11
I'm pretty sure op's friend knew it was a fist bump.
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Pentium_4
| 26
his friend must be so paranoid lol. i can picture him just holding his fist out, then his friend getting wide eyes right before punching him in the face
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EvilPotato
| 14
Has anyone else noticed this Anon person has posted many FMLs and some using a different gender. Maybe there's just 5 users that use "Anon" as a nickname.
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Does he have anger management issues or was it his reflexes?
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margie2194
| 12
Oh man, that's rough
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Nutty4Muffs
| 3
36 - pretty sure it's short for Anonymous. Maybe the fml team just wanted to fuck with us and set the new default name as Anon.
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dcg1375
| 7
#36 Well seeing as "Anon" is short for anonymous that is quite possible.
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Shrike
| 22
Anyone wanna chip in some money to buy #36 a fuckin dictionary?
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Hell no shrike, let him learn the hard way.
RE-EDUCATION CAMPS: SOVIET ERA STYLE
RE-EDUCATION CAMPS: SOVIET ERA STYLE
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tjv3
| 10
This kiddos is why friends shouldn't let friends fist bump
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EvilPotato
| 14
Hah I should have known that, I am truly sorry for my stupidity, forgive me please D:
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Red_Forman
| 0
How you respond with a good 'ol boot up the ass! Always works for me
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kyarush
| 10
Let the battle begin..
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nonamericandolla
| 6
No! If he did that that would be stupid!
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rainydayz133
| 6
I hope you're being sarcastic
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Kick him in the balls when he gets a boner.. Tell him you thought he was gonna kick you with his dick.
( im not implying hed be gay, but i dont wanna explain it so figure it out youself -.-")
( im not implying hed be gay, but i dont wanna explain it so figure it out youself -.-")
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xoconnie
| 8
jesus u must have been coming at him pretty fast with the pound it for him to think u were about to punch him. but thats one aggressive friend u got there
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Horcruxer
| 0
Who does fist pumps anymore? Give him a Harry Potter book to make up for it.
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Manganimegrl
| 16
I do fist bump my friends, but we do things like "snail" and "squid" to keep it awesome.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
The Obamas, for one, hence the whole misunderstood "fisting" scenario a while back.
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btbamfan75
| 0
#10 - dont forget the turkey!
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JurassicHole
| 5
2 - Tons of people still do fist bumps, it's like high fiving it never goes out of style.
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jsprackman
| 11
Its like a bro five...
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Horcruxer
| 0
Ya where's my mind at?
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JacobWithaY
| 5
JELLY FISH!
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chellyX92
| 8
If your saying give the friend a Harry potter book for punching him in the face as a come back. You spelled "twilight" wrong.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Snail is my favourite but...but... BUT YOU FORGOT LLAMA!!!!
HOW COULD YOU!?!? LLAMA IS SECOND COOLEST DDD':
HOW COULD YOU!?!? LLAMA IS SECOND COOLEST DDD':
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2ndbest123
| 2
Nobody reads Harry pothead anymore
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bri_maselli
| 0
... I fist bump, may I have a Harry potter book?.
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brianfantana32
| 10
I think he was referencing another FML, but it was a poor effort
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budnut
| 10
Wtf Harry Potter...
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EdenLis
| 14
Lol. Damn.
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EatnBeef
| 7
Feisty!
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reallytho3
| 11
Hoein!
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levisguy53
| 25
hopefully he knocked some sense into you!
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
Why good lad, very clever indeed!
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tellithowitis
| 13
Perhaps, or perhaps not
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purpleamandapand
| 6
So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
With his rooster.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
And for a chest pump he drop kicks him. LOL.
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HollowSanctuary
| 7
Always keep your guard up
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Cryptic_Equinox
| 0
I read that in a skyrim guard's voice.
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Riya2595
| 15
Just say sorry.
Hope he understands.
Then get revenge!
Hope he understands.
Then get revenge!
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Draxanoth
| 15
Fist bump fail.
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RussianFox
| 13
Only people that actually say fail are fail.
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kasparian
| 0
Fail.
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dhardesty23
| 8
I mean you usually don't fist bump around the facial region..so keep that in mind for next time..or just stick with high 5's or verbal communication