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Punch him back

So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

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Punch him back

That's what you get for pretending to be cool. Just stick to the old handshake to avoid such confusion. Although, what if he thinks that you're about to sla- never mind about the above OP just words next time.

I'm pretty sure op's friend knew it was a fist bump.

his friend must be so paranoid lol. i can picture him just holding his fist out, then his friend getting wide eyes right before punching him in the face

Has anyone else noticed this Anon person has posted many FMLs and some using a different gender. Maybe there's just 5 users that use "Anon" as a nickname.

Does he have anger management issues or was it his reflexes?

Oh man, that's rough

36 - pretty sure it's short for Anonymous. Maybe the fml team just wanted to fuck with us and set the new default name as Anon.

#36 Well seeing as "Anon" is short for anonymous that is quite possible.

Anyone wanna chip in some money to buy #36 a fuckin dictionary?

Hell no shrike, let him learn the hard way. RE-EDUCATION CAMPS: SOVIET ERA STYLE

This kiddos is why friends shouldn't let friends fist bump

Hah I should have known that, I am truly sorry for my stupidity, forgive me please D:

How you respond with a good 'ol boot up the ass! Always works for me

Let the battle begin..

No! If he did that that would be stupid!

I hope you're being sarcastic

Kick him in the balls when he gets a boner.. Tell him you thought he was gonna kick you with his dick. ( im not implying hed be gay, but i dont wanna explain it so figure it out youself -.-")

jesus u must have been coming at him pretty fast with the pound it for him to think u were about to punch him. but thats one aggressive friend u got there

Who does fist pumps anymore? Give him a Harry Potter book to make up for it.

I do fist bump my friends, but we do things like "snail" and "squid" to keep it awesome.

The Obamas, for one, hence the whole misunderstood "fisting" scenario a while back.

#10 - dont forget the turkey!

2 - Tons of people still do fist bumps, it's like high fiving it never goes out of style.

Its like a bro five...

Ya where's my mind at?

If your saying give the friend a Harry potter book for punching him in the face as a come back. You spelled "twilight" wrong.

Snail is my favourite but...but... BUT YOU FORGOT LLAMA!!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!? LLAMA IS SECOND COOLEST DDD':

Nobody reads Harry pothead anymore

... I fist bump, may I have a Harry potter book?.

I think he was referencing another FML, but it was a poor effort

Wtf Harry Potter...

hopefully he knocked some sense into you!

Why good lad, very clever indeed!

Perhaps, or perhaps not

So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

With his rooster.

And for a chest pump he drop kicks him. LOL.

Always keep your guard up

I read that in a skyrim guard's voice. .....

Just say sorry. Hope he understands. Then get revenge!

Fist bump fail.

Only people that actually say fail are fail.

I mean you usually don't fist bump around the facial region..so keep that in mind for next time..or just stick with high 5's or verbal communication