By anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:15 - Czech Republic

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his taser at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tased him for acting aggressively. FML
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TheEpicKitten 20

Report the guy. That's assault

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Your boyfriend certainly felt the spark in your relationship.

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TheEpicKitten 20

Report the guy. That's assault

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SpyroMello 29

Idk what the laws are in Czech since that's where OP is from. But still, it's ridiculous he had to be tazed for hugging his girlfriend

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KeithHof 12

It's actually battery, because battery is physical, and assault is a threat.

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TH_Insomniak 15

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mudkipsan 19

Because this comes up a lot: In general, we have assault (a credible threat to or attempt to cause harm through unwanted contact) and battery (actually causing harm through unwanted contact). However, the actual statutes vary in definition and name for every country, state, province, prefect, county, and city that addresses them. In some places assault is a blanket term and covers both. In some places verbal battery is a thing. So you're probably both right, but only locally.

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ThrottleJockey 35

I'd call it battery because that's what powers the tazer.

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awildwhisper 30

that's incorrect

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zharks1010 18

I swear police and guards these days are so ******* retarded and sexist towards men.

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singlwforlife 22

This sounds more like F your boyfriend's life. But in all seriousness, I hope you reported it to whoever was in charge. That's not okay.

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Ms_ValS 27

Did the guard think your boyfriend was just going around lifting people up and hugging them?

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Cads1 24

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writerchic85 25

If he'd been paying attention he'd have seen it was a hug and that the girl was not struggling or in danger.

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DoomedGemini 37

Not to mention he tazed him after he put her down for just asking what he did.

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Morning_fml 22

Cads' sarcasm is so advanced he gets downvoted hardcore. On a serious note: OP should press charges. Police brutality is becoming more evident and it's getting out of control.

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countryb_cth 38

The guy was a security guard not a cop

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TheAnon1313 28

79, while he is a security guard, he could have been trained as a police officer, and in some places, security guards are actually olive officers.

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JosephKorso 15

Except it was in the Czech Republic. It even says RIGHT UNDER THE FML! Please pay attention.

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skippydoda 32

The app doesn't say where they're from. And it does sound like an American thing to happen

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KingSkye 13

The app actually does say where they're from, though.

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catmint 13

Except it doesn't because I'm viewing on my mobile ^_________^ Please don't make assumptions.

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catmint 13

Just like I assumed America because America's far too trigger happy ^____^

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Benpie 22

It literally says where they're from right under the fml...

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Captaindead 3

Hope ur guy waited for security guards shift to finish.. N give him a nice tour of parking lot..

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FFStepchild283 24

I would have given him the choice of assault charges or a return ass beating for not verbally figuring out what was going on before pulling the trigger!

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