Miscellaneous: Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits...

By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Spotted it

By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 021

By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

you loved it.

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420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!

mnbbv 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:55

lol in Spanish!

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 10 June 2010 5:04

at least he didn't fart on you. (moobs!!) am I 100??

sk8rchick97 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:17

NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS..... common sense here... juss sayin(:

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

MOOBS FTL. :(

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

you loved it.

ahhhstink 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

...... And why were you running....? Sorry you deserved that one..

Lahir 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:16

what you can't run? so when ever I run I expect getting hit by a door and sat on by a fat bastard

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 20 June 2012 13:42

The exact words were "running down the hallway." I think OP deserved it. You should never run indoors.

cecilk 29

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:34

I'm sure OP knows that now. Some things you have to learn the hard way. I did too. Lost my two front teeth that way (luckily at an age where I still got a second chance). And I didn't even have the excuse that the door suddenly opened. It was open the whole time and I just didn't see it.

Some_guy 6

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

I'm sure that's the closest he's ever gonna get.

ptrek85 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:13

Is this an FML because of moob action, or because you got hit by a door/sat on by a fat dude?

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 18:19

both

kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:18

He should've returned the favor...

that_guy01 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:19

I wanted to say YDI for running, but who the designs a building with doors that open into hallways? Design Fail.

Amanyyyyyy 29

Saturday 10 May 2014 18:56

A lot of buildings have them, actually. Apparently having them open inside can be a fire hazard or something. But if you ask me it's still dangerous because people can still get hit by them...

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:22

didn't you ever learn not to run in the halls?

Thorr_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:25

#8 Most doors open into hallways, it's a safety precaution in case of a fire (if you're in a burning room chances are your first instinct is to push the door open to get to the hallway to escape). To the OP: Don't run down halls. Especially don't do it in range of opening doors. He was trying to be nice helping you up, don't be a stuck up little brat.