Miscellaneous: Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits...

By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!

rukusrazor 0

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

you loved it.

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!

mnbbv 0

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Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:55

lol in Spanish!

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 10 June 2010 5:04

at least he didn't fart on you. (moobs!!) am I 100??

sk8rchick97 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:17

NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS..... common sense here... juss sayin(:

jSOPURE 3

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

MOOBS FTL. :(

rukusrazor 0

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

you loved it.

ahhhstink 0

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

...... And why were you running....? Sorry you deserved that one..

Lahir 0

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Friday 4 June 2010 1:16

what you can't run? so when ever I run I expect getting hit by a door and sat on by a fat bastard

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 20 June 2012 13:42

The exact words were "running down the hallway." I think OP deserved it. You should never run indoors.

cecilk 29

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Saturday 10 August 2013 3:34

I'm sure OP knows that now. Some things you have to learn the hard way. I did too. Lost my two front teeth that way (luckily at an age where I still got a second chance). And I didn't even have the excuse that the door suddenly opened. It was open the whole time and I just didn't see it.

Some_guy 6

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

I'm sure that's the closest he's ever gonna get.

ptrek85 0

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:13

Is this an FML because of moob action, or because you got hit by a door/sat on by a fat dude?

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 18:19

both

kristenlee 3

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:18

He should've returned the favor...

that_guy01 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:19

I wanted to say YDI for running, but who the designs a building with doors that open into hallways? Design Fail.

Amanyyyyyy 29

Saturday 10 May 2014 18:56

A lot of buildings have them, actually. Apparently having them open inside can be a fire hazard or something. But if you ask me it's still dangerous because people can still get hit by them...

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:22

didn't you ever learn not to run in the halls?

Thorr_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:25

#8 Most doors open into hallways, it's a safety precaution in case of a fire (if you're in a burning room chances are your first instinct is to push the door open to get to the hallway to escape). To the OP: Don't run down halls. Especially don't do it in range of opening doors. He was trying to be nice helping you up, don't be a stuck up little brat.