By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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Maxine17 8

You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

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sexxxtacy 0

stuppid ****** first posters anywho, ydi fer touchin another mans face

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EpicJohn 0

You touched another mans face. You had it coming jackass.

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Thabb 0

Couldn't you just say "there's a bug on your face"?

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KarinaLizeth18 5

hahaha!!! Priceless :D thank you lord for giving me mental pictures of this muahahahaha >:D

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spade1997 0

134 I have mental pictures of you getting hit by the same guy...repeatedly

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

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dudeitsdanny 9

I really hope this "justareaderoffml" person is just our newest troll. Please, dear Flying Spaghetti Monster... Please.

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look_its_me 0

please be a troll... we don't need another fucktard...

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folfg0 12

I am losing faith in humanity......... One ticket off this rock please! Wait.... Wtf screw that, you get off!! I like it here.

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Maxine17 8

You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

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FerrariCake 2

Hey, she's a little girl. Half a liter of vodka would get most girls pretty messed up.

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enough4 0

11 shots of vodka? That would get pretty much anyone messed up.

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Maxine17 8

I said AT LEAST, you know that stage where you are past tipsy, but not quite drunk.

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Triniddy 0

yeah, don't just smack it. he'll be like wtf.

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frivolous 0

what'd you think he'd do? "Thanks for bitch-slapping a bug offa my face?"

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leaper66 12

Why would you do that? Considering you're a guy, would you like it if another strange male touched your face?

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TeeHee124 0

Oh yeah. I LOOOVE it when random men start touching my face without warning.

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NotEven 0

If you were going to swat the bug away, the LEAST you could have done was precede it with "you have a bug on your face". Then maybe he'd have known wth you were doing and wouldn't have reacted the way he did.

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jlowder2 0

maybe it was his pet...swatting someones pet off their face is kind of a dick thing to do.

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Balltack 0

LOLOL! thats ******* hilarious and your right....it is a very dick thing to do.

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theset3 0

:( my pet fly bill died yesterday.... he was swatted at. i had on a little leash. i used a string wen he was asleep... now im sad

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SweetestSin 4

I call bullshit!! Wht would you lightly smack it off when you could just open your mouth and say somethinglike "Hey you have a bug on your face"? Lightly smack my face I would repeatedly punch yours as well.

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youjustmademelol 4

^ it's cause he's a dumb ass I agree though its not hard to say you have a bug right there.

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