Not now!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?

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null_fml 11
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Well, she's right... you can't.

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fawfulster 11
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Maybe she DID type "I am no longer blablabla" but the FML 300 character rule applied.

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whatthefuckcunt 0

"Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML #46 read it again you fuckwit. i hate it when people are too stupid to read what is actually written and then bitch about it.

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caomei 0

can u read! wow, seriously maybe ur the one with issues...

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M4V3R1CKR13 0

46 u grammar nazi yah i know its 'you' grammar Nazi

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This is what I get for tapping on the comment

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null_fml 11
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Well, she's right... you can't.

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FMLMeetYDI 0

Embarrassed and kicked out.... FYL

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TheLetterZero 7
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Yeah, I wonder why she used to welcome in that store in the first place? Seems kinda silly.

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crazieeli 0
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i think she worded the sentence wrong. she probably meant to say that they are no longer welcomed in the store :)

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TheLetterZero 7
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Way to ruin the fun #44.

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whatthefuckcunt 0

#44 you're a douche

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willyfacehenry 0
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i feel your pain.....toy shops are not a place to pretend to be a pedophile

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tNa693 0

what does this even mean??

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facilitator 0
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it means he lives with a blue square over his house

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Hisbabyforever 0

and what does that mean? javing a blue square over his house?

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MLSxxox 3
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Ah dont ya just love kids?? ko xxox

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?

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catriona_cd 0
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Lets se if I got this right. You take jeans into a change room, to try them on and they believe you were having a piss because of a lil kid?? BULLSHIT !!!!!!

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catriona_cd 0
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nah it says a woman not a priest lol

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mandy23q 0
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ahahaha #20 my parish priest just got arrested last week for trying to meet up with a "teenage girl" :(

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Masenko7 12
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how embarrassing :o!

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FeeNoire 0
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awww that actually sounds like a really cute thing for her to say. embarrassing though, but cute none the less.

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wrigglezeus 0
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I'd believe it. little kids tend to be more blunt lol. FYL

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