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By  dawood_k  |  27

Ha ha ha. This is the most brilliant FML ever.
Put a bag over your head and leave the light on

  Liiiiiiiiike  |  15

But batman is a dude. I don't think any straight guy would go down on batman. And I'm not trying to be homophobic I'm just saying. Maybe another mask would do like CatWoman or something. I'd be down to go down on CatWoman.

By  TrippingOnAcid  |  29

Maybe try to control your faces in future to prove yourself to him

  tj4234  |  35

My virgin detector is off the scale with this one. Seriously though, you try controlling your facial features in one of these scenarios and get back to us on that...

  aruam365  |  24

49: What a disgusting way to say that, especially about a stranger who appears to be a fairly young teenager. You really didn't need to confirm what someone had already said in a much funnier way, pervert.

  sunnyray812  |  42

#4 It's not at all easy to just change your orgasm expression. When you're reaching that peak, all you can really think about is achieving the orgasm. It's not at all her fault. I'm so confused as to why this post got so many YDIs. I hope that many people seriously don't think she does in any way.

  TrippingOnAcid  |  29

As soon as you say that you get thumbed down

  Wizardo  |  33

Woah there now, there's this little thing called a joke. In any case it was a bad one I admit and on a side note, I don't appreciate people questioning my sexuality because of a joke.

  iOceanus  |  18

I was reading a manhwa--Korean manga for those of you that don't know--about mages and wizards and the like, and in it, they reference a real world Korean myth that to become a wizard, you have to be a virgin until you're 25. Ergo, more of a reason not to listen to the "Love Wizard" :p


Maybe I've been on the net too long but I can't hear someone call themselves a Love Wizard without remembering that ancient email where someone has cybersex and halfway through comes out with the line "I put on my robes and wizard hat....." spoiling everything