By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 980
You deserved it 4 976

Same thing different taste

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So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.

stringoffail 0

I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?


todayiwroteafml 0

hahahaha Sucks for you. But maybe she was just joking?

yeah, im pretty sure that sounds like shes joking, she wouldnt just say. darling......... you were an accident

I was an accident too. my moms reminds me of it once in a while, particularly when she knows im dating someone and to have a vivid proof that condoms dont always work. its not that sad once u get used to it. cuz, after all, it wasnt ur fault to be born but theirs.

slutsstud 0

WTF people? What happened to abortion? Oh wait.. I forgot.. everyone on here is conservative, right? Cause it damn sure looks that way. LOL

easylazy 0

Ask her if she still has the broken condom You should frame it or something

In most cases of accidental conception, the couples are using birth control and it fails. Though it's close, it doesn't work 100%. I have a similar story like #69 to share. My older brother and I were planned and tried for. In my case, it took years. But my little brother was a complete accident even though my mother wasn't supposed to be able to get pregnant anymore. The fact that he wasn't planned doesn't mean anything to me. He's my brother and I love him. Being an accident doesn't make you unwanted. Your mom just has a good sense of humor about it.

Agree, seriously, FYL because you have parents with a sense of humor? Please just go break your leg or something. Jesus.

LOL I agree. But the reality is that most babies aren't planned.

#76 - You win. And you're totally right. :-P

I'm gunna say that's not necessarily true. My mom had cysts on her ovaries and the Dr she went to said she couldn't get pregnant (plus her and My bio-dad were HEAVY druggies). And what do you know? Three months later she finds out she's pregnant with a three month old wee lil bairn. This isn't an FML or a YDI, it's a "Grow the **** Up and Get Over Yourself". Most babies are, in fact, NOT PLANNED. Apparently your Mom still loves you enough to take you to a friggin movie and sit next to you for God sakes.

what is wrong with being born accidentaly? they still love you. be glad you weren't aborted.

Okay, #153- I'm just gonna have to say you need to settle down. You have a point about the most babies are not planned... But this is an FML. I would die a little bit if my mom did that to me. They could be close, or she could be adopted, then she'd most likely be an accident? Anyways. FYL, hope you enjoyed the movie?:-/

So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.

AmpulexCompressa 0

Ditto. Stop whining about it.

Same-I wuz an accident, and my mom still loves me-stop complaining.

same here. at least OP's parents are still together.

agreed My mom got pregnant with me before my parents got married. my sister was born when i was 15 months old and then my parents got divorced when i was 3. so i balme my self for the fact my parents got married cause my mom was pregnant, they had only know each other for a few months and yeah

i agree too. my mom told us(me and my three siblings) that we were all accidents. lol

I have an accidental daughter, and I don't love her any less for that fact! This should be true of any good parent.

jmar87 0

Completely agree. Be glad mommykins has a good sense of humor. :P

nerdytacos 3

I was planned, but my older sis was an accident. they were in college. they got divorced a week after my 1st birthday:(

PrincessesCrown 17

I was planned and so were my three older siblings. Everyone on my dads side was planned and every one on my moms side was planned(except for my uncles kid kids and their kids kids) I like the idea that they wanted me and it wasn't hell when they found out my mom was pergneat! But there's nothing wrong with being an accident, half of my friends are!

I'm the best accident that happened to my mom :) Seriously, my brother, sister, and I were all unplanned; and our parents love us dearly; obsessed with us really :) Doesn't mean they love you less!

haha this one is the best one today .

Relax.... it was probably just a joke.

or maybe the dad did wear a condom but the kid pulled a Houdini

stringoffail 0

I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?

womanizer89 0

wonderful middle name im sure during graduation everyone will crack up! and 2 the OP FYL kinda but u know she was kidding rite?

black4wolf 0

NUMBER 1 POST YESSSS And I hope Your mom gets cancer.. Dont watch that movie.. its stupid... Its about some bald kids that are sick.. I think its more of a comdey Cancer isnt funny

hayleyx351 0

did you even pay attention to the movie? at all?

Relax Dude!! At least she decided to keep you, unlike my once little brother D:

No big deal really... my mum was an accident too. So what.

Why would you wish cancer upon anyone. But to the OP Im sure your mom loves you all the same.