By not-so-young-shortie - /
Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:57 /
United States
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4 Badges
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184 Comments
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1586 Visits
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My life may suck, but it will never suck bad enough for me to post my own FML.
Okay maybe I'll actually put something interesting in here. My name is Peter. I love Discovery Channel and the Fallout series of games. My favourite Star Wars character is Boba Fett, Kaylee will always be hotter than Inara, and I want to enter Samantha Carter's wormhole, if you catch my drift. I play guitar, but it has yet to get me any girls. My dream job is being an air traffic controller, but it's tough to get into so we'll see how that goes.
If I said something that really pissed you off, let me know! I like knowing when my trolling is successful.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The rules are the rules
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Ndanick1193 - /
Saturday 17 October 2009 02:38 /
United States
By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:01 /
United States