My life may suck, but it will never suck bad enough for me to post my own FML.
Okay maybe I'll actually put something interesting in here. My name is Peter. I love Discovery Channel and the Fallout series of games. My favourite Star Wars character is Boba Fett, Kaylee will always be hotter than Inara, and I want to enter Samantha Carter's wormhole, if you catch my drift. I play guitar, but it has yet to get me any girls. My dream job is being an air traffic controller, but it's tough to get into so we'll see how that goes.
If I said something that really pissed you off, let me know! I like knowing when my trolling is successful.
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50 favorites
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It's in the can!
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Work is a 4-letter word
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My diary is a collector's item
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The thumb strikes back
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The return of the thumb
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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100 kick-ass comments
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A new thumb
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50 quality comments
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Tweet, tweet
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I agree, my mouse works.
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I moderated this!
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One more and it's business time
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