Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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speedmastaflex 0
So? My iPod's been in the rain more than once, and it works fine. FYL for apparently having a faulty one.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Why the **** would you leave it outside. How ******* stupid do you have to be. And don't ******* call it the "iTouch". It's a ******* iPod Touch. People like you give me a ******* dome ache.
lifesucks210 0
********* calm down
frozenicecream 0
it's rained for 3 weeks straight in by
Six_and_the_Moon 3
You left it outside because . . . ? Seriously, if it wasn't rained on, it could just as easily have been stolen/shit on by a bird/nabbed by a playful dog/scratched by a falling tree branch/blown over by a freak windblast/546,586,359,475 other random events that can happen when you leave something unattended outdoors when you should know better. If you don't want your belongings damaged, keep them places that minimise the likelihood of such.
CapinKrunch 0
Oh, man, I'm kinda jealous of you. Texas has been brutal this summer. Harker Heights hasn't seen rain for at least a month and a half. BTW, don't feel bad, I can be forgetful, too.
xpxp2002 4
YDI for having an iPod. Now's your chance to redeem yourself and buy a Zune.
Bullshet 0
You were irresponsible for leaving it outside in the first place. This is what happens. YDI
ardel 0
really wtf. my iPod touch is always within 5 ft:)
ballzoutz 0
You mean iPod touch. There is NO such thing as an iTouch.
ILoveJace01 0
Why would you leave it outside? And what does it matter? iPod Touch, iTouch, whatever.