Anonymous
United States
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Adam
United States
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
maggie2014
Lufkin, United States
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
AnAngryyGiraffe
Chatsworth, United States
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
rybread
United States
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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Syncopations 3
Sorry dude, but you do deserve it. 1) For leave a $300 device outside, and 2) For calling it an iTouch. If you can say iTouch, does that mean I can say that I have an i-3G? Make no sense. Just like someone said, iTouch is something you do at night. Anyways....leaving it outside. D'oh!!
perrypirates12 0
i dropped mine in the snow for a whole day haha but it still worked
rawrzoid 0
my ipod touch fell out of my pocket and into a puddle lol. i wouldnt leave mine outside, but i dont think you deserved it because its easy to be forgetful. sadly i dont think warranty covers water damage though. whatever you do DONT TURN IT ON for at least a few days. try using rice to get rid of the dampness? thats what my friends suggested i do to mine and it works fine now. :3
jaxsk 0
Who on earth leaves expensive technology outside? That is asking for something bad to happen... how long did you leave it out for even? This just sounds too stupid...
gangsterbert 0
Everyone that said ydi can stfu al he did was leave his iPod outside forgot about it and when he realized it he probably just said screw it! If you just leave in on like your porch outside nothing that bad can happen to it he just got unlucky. It's an honest mistake.!! OP: fyl
N00d13s 0
YDI for leaving it outside, why would you even leave outside? especially if it was new. and people have got to stop calling it an iTouch, just because it's made by apple doesn't mean it needs an "i" in front of every word referring to it. It sound retarded and it's the name of a keyboard. Just say Touch or iPod, if you feel it is so important for everyone to know you have an iPod Touch by say iTouch you're an idiot. And don't try to defend it by saying it's easier to say iTouch instead of iPod Touch that is stupid because, again, you can just say iPod or Touch.
kaelendra 0
ydi for leaving it outside.... never leave anything you don`t have a problem getting wet outside.
Guitar_String 0
YDI for calling it an "Itouch"
NeoAg7 0
YDI for leaving such an expensive device outside. Hell I'm surprised this didn't say "Today I left my iPod Touch outside and someone stole it. FML".
victoriaa_fml 0
It drives me ******* crazy when people say "iTouch". Just because it looks similar to the iPhone does not mean that they have the same name concept. It's iPod, iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle, iPod Touch. Not iNano, iShuffle, and iTouch. "It's shorter" isn't a reason not to call it by it's name, you don't ever say iShuffle or iNano. I get way too worked up over this subject. Alwkjfed.
Logica42 0
"It drives me ******* crazy when people call me Alex instead of Alexandra!"/"It drives me crazy when people call it cosplay instead of costume play!"/"Contractions are a waste of time! Just say it is instead of it's!"/"It drives me crazy that the military uses so many abbreviations!" **** you. I'm sure you complain about chatspeak (lol) and all, and to a degree it's admirable that instead of drawing the line it pisses you off when people don't do it the long way with everything, but really. Shut up. The only people who give a **** about iTouch vs. iPod Touch are idiots like you. Thank you; have a nice day. Edit: For the record, saying "iTouch" does NOT make people confused. Unless you're a retard who doesn't notice when the cup he's using says "PEDOPHILES FTW," you should not be confused over something so incredibly simple. I knew exactly what the OP meant, and I don't even fully know what the **** it IS.