Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 831
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Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

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Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

That sucks but at least he’s being honest with you

He can date money, but he has to be charming to get a date, because he can't pay money to date it, since it already is money!

He sounds like a Capricorn ♑️ 😂

Yeah I wouldn’t bother with people who are that attached to material things

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

Dating a Jew?

Wow...stereotype much?

Given the quotes around 'boyfriend', does he know he's your boyfriend?

Is your boyfriend Mr Krabs?