Anonymous
United States
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Adam
United States
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
maggie2014
Lufkin, United States
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
AnAngryyGiraffe
Chatsworth, United States
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
rybread
United States
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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Comments (228)
black4wolf 0
FIRST! WOOOT AND IM GLAD MICHEAL JACKSON DIED!!!
xstaticdelta 6
epic grande finale FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LysssNysss 1
Fail. Shut the **** up.
peace7love2FML 0
Fail...and I'm not :'(
Shadow1368 17
Don't u ever ****** say your glad anyone died. u are so ****** rude.
Velocity98 2
We will all be happy when someone you loves dies
MilkyFilmz 26
You're eleventh and don't say you're glad someone died. Ignorant fool.
MinnieBitch 5
**** you now everyone it's going to hate you!!! And I know every one will be happy if you or someone you love DIE, I hope Michael Jackson comes back and haunts you!
drinkupgorgeous 0
deliapearl 0
like a baby, it should never leave your side
Battledog5006 0
Your a dumbass why leave it outside?? YDI x 10
_Skies 0
Because it hasn't rained in so long and it decides to rain on cue with Murphy's law down here. FYL cause I live in Texas too and this stupid drought only brings misery.
Canucks8506 0
Don't call someone a dumbass if you can't spell something properly. Dumbass. You're*
Noremac42 8
iTouch sounds like your personal life not your MP3 player. Just call it a touch or an iPod touch. Or stick with the basics and call it an iPod.
catatonicsleep 17
But if they just say iPod no one will know that they have the extra fancy one!!!! it's sillly really
foltaggio 0
YDI for using "iTouch"
24788 7
Just dry it out and it should work fine if you didn't mess with it.
Ethan223 8
YDI x 50
littlejacks4 0
god, id take a drought any day... it rained the entire month of june in new york. haha but fyl... and people RELAX, she didn't leave it outside because she thought it was OKAY to...clearly it was left on accident and it just happened to rain that day, which is where the FML part of the story comes in since she stated there had been a drought for three weeks. she's not an idiot... just absentminded... happens to everyone.
iJasper 8
Excellent wording! Finally someone who undetstands the FML >.>
lovelykendra5 0
Who would leave an atleast 300 dollar phone outside? Dumb.
arienh4 0
An iPod Touch a 300 dollar phone? Way to read.
kaaz_fml 0
At least the OP can read, unlike you. ******* dumbass.
SBCR_fml 6
SMH -_-