Anonymous
United States
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Adam
United States
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
maggie2014
Lufkin, United States
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
AnAngryyGiraffe
Chatsworth, United States
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
rybread
United States
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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lastminuteperm 0
Anytime you start with "I left my brand new iTouch outside," you know people are going to write YDI you spolied brat.
lastminuteperm 0
Yeah I agree! People who are complaining about the OP writing iTouch need to grow up. I say iTouch all the time. Think of it this way, you don't call the iPhone an iPod Phone. On all of the commercials they say iTouch and iPhone. Grow up people! I'm 12 and I'm more muture than you!
Mirage749 0
You fail incredibly hard. First of all, the name given to the iPhone was just that, the iPhone. Apple did not give it the name "iPod Phone" and people unofficially shortened it. Second, there is not a single commercial that says iTouch. Absolutely every one said iPod Touch because that's what it is. It is not an iTouch, and never has been. From the launch of the iPod Touch, it has had that name.
username894 0
Yeah, I'd have to agree with Mirage here. One word: OFFICIAL. ^_^
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
If you're 12, You will never ******* be more mature than me. Suck a ******* dick bitch.
girandwogpig 0
I'm pretty sure mature people use one swear per sentence.....god
coogie 0
You know, I have iTouch myself. =D
DSuarez94 0
my iPod touch ( you can call it itouch if you want to besides the fact that it sounds like a sex toy ) never leaves my side I never give to anyone and make sure it's always in my pocket when I am on the move that thing is my media player, Internet browser, fmylife.com reader and gaming console all in one I would be dead without
CJ090 0
Dam ppl its ydi 4 having an iPod duhhh Shuda bought a Zune stead of a douchebag iPod
allmidnighteyes 11
Damn* people* it's* for* Should have* instead* I'm not even gonna start on your grammatical errors, either.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
All hail the ******* grammar nazi.. Why the **** do you care how someone else types.
girandwogpig 0
You need to chil, and stop swearing so much...
Jarlais 0
You know that they come preloaded with a weather app, right? YDI
quadracer111 0
**** you
rossisthebest4 0
I have an ipod touch too
shighappens 0
YDI. I have an itouch too. I would NEVER EVER leave it outside. That is sooooo karma... That sucks
StoryOMyLife 0
Silly h03