Anonymous
United States
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Adam
United States
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
maggie2014
Lufkin, United States
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
AnAngryyGiraffe
Chatsworth, United States
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
rybread
United States
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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pommeblossom 0
That was a dumb idea. It could overheat and break just as well as get rained on. YDI.
midgetgerbil 0
They're called iPod Touches! Not iTouches! That bugs me when people say that!
Lexia_fml 0
Oh ok, let's revamp the English language to get it the way you want. I agree with maggy. It's not like we're looking to get a literary award. I like using iTouch because it distinguishes the iPod. I could say nano or mini and someone would know what I meant, but if I say touch? Yeah not so much. If it weren't for the touch screen, it wouldn't matter, but there's some stuff you have to distinguish. Like the touch screen makes so much more possible, that if you talk about it and just say iPod, people would be confused. FOR EVERYONE WHO SAYS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS INANO OR ISHUFFLE linguistics you fuckheads, Those aren't as pleasant to hear because they're more than two syllables. Jesus ******* Christ if you're going to be so whiny at least make a case for yourself, instead of 'but i don't lykkkkkkkke itttt'
TreeHugger_98 0
get over it!!!! every1 calls it the itouch and no1 is gonna stop just cuz u dont like it! the world doesnt revolve around u!! GET OVER IT!!! THATS LIFE!
maggy_fml 0
exactly, they're acting like the ipod terms are real words in a dictionary. idiots
lizzie96 2
Sometimes you have to thing
CourtneeMalakian 0
YDI for leaving it outside AND STFU ABOUT CALLING IT ITOUCH/IPOD TOUCH! ITS THE SAME ******* THINK JUST DROP IT!
TreeHugger_98 0
i just got the new itouch at the begginning of june! im 11, and im not even stupid enough to leave it outside even if there was a drought, dude, seriously, what were u thinking?!?!?!!?!?!
Shunnabunich 2
Really? Did you have to go all the way to China to get it? I'm pretty sure Pasen doesn't sell their stuff over here.
omgitsseejay 0
dumbass. It's summer, weather is unpredictable at this time of year
Natashakiable18 0
wait you left your itouch out there was a drought and then it stopped? what? =/ YDI for leaving your itouch out idiot!
AdamGD 0
Damnit! Wtf is wrong with saying iTouch?? You people are picky retarded losers just looking for any reason to put YDI!! Well OP doesnt deserve it just for calling it an iTouch! Itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch itouch
fallenarchangel 0
#17 you are a failure to life. Just go die.
ReallyNeedsRehab 0
maybe there would be a drought in your pocket.