Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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neji218 6
What is wrong with saying iTouch?? I always just say Touch, but is it really that serious?
arienh4 0
I hit YDI for leaving an iPod Touch outside. Unless you actually have a waterproof case...
Rakshasa23 0
EVERYONE STOP CALLING IT "ITOUCH" iTouch is something you do at night! An iPod touch is something to listen to music and watch movies on
_shibby_098 0
unfortunate. three weeks is a drought?
BigSky 5
#8's comment made me laugh!
jollyholly414 0
u never leave electronics outside, unless they're meant to be there. der
pleasedonttellme 0
YDI I Have a I touch and I would never leave outside because that can happen or someone could steal it. YDI x2 for not checking the weather forcast!?!
ChefBoy6382 0
Whats an iTouch?
Shunnabunich 2
It's an MP3 player made by the Chinese company Pasen. Has nothing to do with an iPod touch, except that both can play music and possibly movies.
Tarheelzfan28 0
There's no such thing as an iTouch. It's an iPod Touch you idiot.
whatacoolkid 0
I love how everyone cares.
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lizz1234 0
i think you're the one that needs to chill...
Mirage749 0
It's not an opinion when people call it an iTouch. It's flat-out wrong. Like someone said previously, no one calls an iPod Classic an iClassic, an iPod Nano an iNano, or an iPod Shuffle an iShuffle. Why do people call it an iTouch?
LysssNysss 1
shut the **** up.
divineinstrument 2
That's a shit argument. Just because there is no 'iClassic' or 'iNano' doesn't mean the nickname 'iTouch' is wrong. I've heard quite a few people call it an "iTouch". Most people just call it a "Touch", but if OP had posted "I left my Touch outside", no one would have know what the hell he was talking about!! There's nothing wrong with calling it an iTouch you retards. Get that stick out of your ass and go do something useful.