FML : Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now...

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Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fartz - / Saturday 31 August 2013 06:04 / United States

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By camsterjoe | 11

#5652036 - Saturday 31 August 2013 04:44

I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?

By courtz94 | 24

#5652021 - Saturday 31 August 2013 04:41

It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.

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By smilevue | 23

#5652019 - Saturday 31 August 2013 04:41

That stinks op.

Bano360 | 25

#5652148 - Saturday 31 August 2013 06:54

Love you #20.

MzZombicidal | 36

#5652204 - Saturday 31 August 2013 07:28

This is definitely one of my favorite FML's to date. OP, you should joke about it, too! You already know if he'd done it, you'd be laughing just as much. :P

Murilirum | 23

#5652286 - Saturday 31 August 2013 08:13

That was a shellow joke.

derjoachim | 6

#5652387 - Saturday 31 August 2013 10:29

@ #45 I am a bad man. That terrible pun made me smile.

By courtz94 | 24

#5652021 - Saturday 31 August 2013 04:41

RpiesSPIES | 24

#5652135 - Saturday 31 August 2013 06:26

Now that's just not true. The last bit, I mean.

ottokat | 15

#5652302 - Saturday 31 August 2013 08:22

Take it from someone with younger siblings: ignoring them doesn't work. It's like they get off on it.

courtz94 | 24

#6229222 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 07:40

It is in my experience. Eventually something else happened and people stopped picking on me for the embarrassing thing. That's the thing with life, something always happens to give you another focus.

By lagrimae | 9

#5652023 - Saturday 31 August 2013 04:41

lol, you & my husband have something in common.

MikeonFML | 17

#5652105 - Saturday 31 August 2013 05:57

Your husband has rolled over while sleeping, said "We gotta save the turtles!" And then farted for 5 seconds? That is one solid coincidence

SMHsohard | 22

#5652111 - Saturday 31 August 2013 06:01

My husband has been doing stuff like this for 30 years. I just consider it free entertainment in the middle of the night, and sometimes it's pretty damn funny.