Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
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camsterjoe
| 12
I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?
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courtz94
| 24
It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.
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smilevue
| 23
That stinks op.
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Bano360
| 25
Love you #20.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
This is definitely one of my favorite FML's to date. OP, you should joke about it, too! You already know if he'd done it, you'd be laughing just as much. :P
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Murilirum
| 23
That was a shellow joke.
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derjoachim
| 6
@ #45 I am a bad man. That terrible pun made me smile.
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courtz94
| 24
It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
Now that's just not true. The last bit, I mean.
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ottokat
| 15
Take it from someone with younger siblings: ignoring them doesn't work. It's like they get off on it.
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courtz94
| 24
It is in my experience. Eventually something else happened and people stopped picking on me for the embarrassing thing. That's the thing with life, something always happens to give you another focus.
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lagrimae
| 9
lol, you & my husband have something in common.
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MikeonFML
| 17
Your husband has rolled over while sleeping, said "We gotta save the turtles!" And then farted for 5 seconds? That is one solid coincidence
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SMHsohard
| 22
My husband has been doing stuff like this for 30 years. I just consider it free entertainment in the middle of the night, and sometimes it's pretty damn funny.
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juliaannw
| 11
Its war.
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klovemachine
| 24
That is so cute =)
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andrewturtle
| 16
Aww...it's so cute when she farts and then mumbles non-sensical things. It's beautiful :')
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camsterjoe
| 12
I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?
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The_Thinker
| 18
You knew a storm was a-brewing. But it was too late. You knew you couldn't save the turtles.
You let it rip.
You let it rip.
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RodzillaX
| 30
That intense turmoil. I felt it as well last night. Sadly I think it was from that burrito I ate.
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TokiW117
| 10
I know that feel, OP.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
Are you Splinter?? Be prepared to have your fiancè shell out many more jokes.
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varlso
| 8
You seem like someone who is in touch with nature :)