Love you #20.

This is definitely one of my favorite FML's to date. OP, you should joke about it, too! You already know if he'd done it, you'd be laughing just as much. :P

That was a shellow joke.

@ #45 I am a bad man. That terrible pun made me smile.

Now that's just not true. The last bit, I mean.

Take it from someone with younger siblings: ignoring them doesn't work. It's like they get off on it.

It is in my experience. Eventually something else happened and people stopped picking on me for the embarrassing thing. That's the thing with life, something always happens to give you another focus.

Your husband has rolled over while sleeping, said "We gotta save the turtles!" And then farted for 5 seconds? That is one solid coincidence

My husband has been doing stuff like this for 30 years. I just consider it free entertainment in the middle of the night, and sometimes it's pretty damn funny.

Aww...it's so cute when she farts and then mumbles non-sensical things. It's beautiful :')

That intense turmoil. I felt it as well last night. Sadly I think it was from that burrito I ate.