Intimacy and Kids: Today, my 8-year-old niece came over to visit. As usual, she...

By BonusForDaddyIssues - 29/01/2018 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my 8-year-old niece came over to visit. As usual, she borrowed my husband's phone to play with, only this time she wanted to look at photos. That's how we both found out he'd been sexting a 16-year-old girl and saving the pictures to his phone. FML

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Intimacy Kids

Triage

Dysfunctional

Leave us alone

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2020 17:00

Today, I discovered via my webcam that my brother believes in teaching babies to self-soothe, which in practice means ignoring my baby until she stops crying, only changing the nappy once in the 7 hours I was at work, and forgetting to feed her at all because he’s too busy watching Netflix. FML

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By greatstartto2010 - 03/01/2010 00:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By dannytriplet - 11/04/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

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Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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By neverbeenkissed - 03/07/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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By buttsmcgee - 22/11/2016 07:05 - United States - Roseburg

Today, we finally got paperwork saying we were approved for a loan to buy a house! The only problem? It's not eligible for the county we live in. FML

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By splooge - 28/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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By Upfront - 06/04/2016 05:19 - United States - Denver

Today, I confronted my very passive-aggressive roommate about taking out the trash. With a smug smile, she insisted that I should write her a letter if I want to argue. FML

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A+ for Effort

By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 22:40 - United States - Monroe

Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 23:24 - Canada

Today, I finally had enough money to buy my girlfriend an engagement ring, which I was going to pick up after work. On my way to work, I slid on the ice and crashed into a parked vehicle. The damage to my car is almost twice the amount of the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with: "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By LNamesOnly - 09/07/2012 07:31 - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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Honey…

By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By Anyonexx0 - 14/04/2015 18:15 - United States - Washington

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

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By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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Stay classy

By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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By hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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Droopy

By creepingjennie - 05/06/2020 02:00

Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML

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By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

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Time wasting

By PNeil - 13/11/2019 14:00

Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2017 16:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, after extensive tests due to pregnancy-related issues, I've been told my diet must change. I can no longer eat salt, sugar, gluten, or meat, and lactose is questionable. The doctor hopes it will end after the birth. Seven months to go. FML

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By OUCH - 19/05/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

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By VMV - 01/02/2013 23:53 - Spain - Abrera

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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By Oriianna Raiinbow - 23/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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queenwolfblood 7

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Sunday 28 January 2018 15:46

I'm so sorry that had to you. I hope you called the police on him and got some pay back . and hopefully your niece didn't ask to many questions. about what it was.

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Sunday 28 January 2018 20:41

Lock him up for being sick

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Sunday 28 January 2018 15:46

I'm so sorry that had to you. I hope you called the police on him and got some pay back . and hopefully your niece didn't ask to many questions. about what it was.

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Sunday 28 January 2018 18:20

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queenwolfblood 7

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Sunday 28 January 2018 19:23

she is a minor and he is not is yeah it is illegal.

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Tuesday 30 January 2018 14:38

if naked pictures of a 16 year old isnt child porn to you, you got as many issues as the husband does. that is most definitly a crime dude. lol even if their all minors. a 16 year old with naked pictures of another 16 year old is still having child porn and sending it is still distribution of child pornography.

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Sunday 28 January 2018 18:23

Depending on where you live, it is a crime. She could technically be a minor so having nude pictures on your phone would make that child pornography. Illegal.

jebron 13

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Sunday 28 January 2018 18:49

I think the OP is in Brisbane where the age of consent is 16

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Sunday 28 January 2018 22:36

He's sexting a 16-year-old girl. That's a crime. It's the same thing that got Anthony Weiner sent to jail.

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Monday 29 January 2018 19:53

Since it’s her husband, I assume he’s older than 18. The girl is 16. It’s called child pornography which is definitely a crime

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Sunday 4 February 2018 6:13

He's clearly an extremely disturbed individual, but unfortunately, the age of consent in Australia is 16, so as creepy as the guy is, its not illegal.

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Tuesday 6 February 2018 7:03

Yes it is. It may be the age of consent but sexting is still illegal in Australia.

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Tuesday 6 February 2018 7:03

Sexting anyone under 18 — just wanted to clarify my last post.

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Sunday 18 February 2018 6:35

In Australia 16 is aoc

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Sunday 28 January 2018 18:58

I hate how everyone is saying it's child porn, makes it sound like he rapes 5 year olds like c'mon age 16 ain't no little girl

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Sunday 28 January 2018 19:40

A 16 year old may not be a child, but in most states they are considered minors. As a result, if her husband does have naked pictures of a 16 year old saved on his phone, it is illegal, and he should be reported to the police.

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Sunday 28 January 2018 21:37

In Australia the age of consent is 16 making the girl a consenting adult

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Monday 29 January 2018 0:00

and we don't even know how old he is he could be 40 or50 for all we know

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Tuesday 30 January 2018 14:39

still child porn dude. and the fact that you make it seem like it isnt a big deal makes you part of this problem with little girls thinking this is okay and ruining someone life potentially becuase of their nudes. not. worth. it. idc how lonely you are bro. its messed up.

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Friday 2 February 2018 4:05

She still has no right to consent under the age of 18. If they had sex it is still rape. Yes she participated so she needs to be in some form of trouble but HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER BEING AN ADULT.

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Sunday 28 January 2018 20:41

Lock him up for being sick

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Sunday 28 January 2018 22:37

I'm so sorry. You really need to report him to the police. What he's doing is a crime.

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Sunday 28 January 2018 23:19

What’s the age of consent in Australia? Here in the US, that’s child porn and you become bubbas new best friend in the big house. Sick [email protected]$tard

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Sunday 28 January 2018 23:57

Why is everyone assuming that US laws are universal? Age of consent in Australia is 16.

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Monday 29 January 2018 19:56

Age of consent in the us is 16 too, nudes of a child under 18 are still illegal in Australia as well

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Monday 29 January 2018 2:38

Who cares if the age of consent is 16 in the usa and it's "legal" it's still disgusting for a grown man do to that with a 16 year old teenager. Morally and physically disgusting.

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Monday 29 January 2018 7:20

Age of consent is 16, but a police officer from a child protection squad gave a talk at my workplace recently and said that only applies if the other party is 16 or 17.

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Monday 29 January 2018 8:06

Depending on which part of Australia they're living in, this might be completely legal, as the age of consent varies between 16 and 17 in some territories. In Australia under both State and Commonwealth laws, child abuse material is considered to be the sexualised depiction of persons under 16 (or in some cases 18). But that's besides the point. I don't think the hearbreak OP is feeling right now would be much different if the girl had been 18 years old. I'm very sorry you had to experience this.