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Deaper's favorite FMLs
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By NotScarletJohansen - / Thursday 14 February 2019 12:00 /
By qourt - / Thursday 14 February 2019 15:34 / United States

25 Hilarious Epitaphs From People Who Had Great Senses of Humor, Even in the Face of Death

If you go creeping around graveyards this Halloween, be on the lookout for funny tombstones like these, because even though dying may be an FML (literally), it doesn’t have to be sad!

By Nina - / Tuesday 31 October 2017 23:00 / France - Paris

15 Of The Shittiest Costumes Ever Attempted To Give you An Idea of What Not To Wear Today

It’s Halloween, ghosts and ghouls! That means it’s time to break out the costumes and face paint because today you can be whoever you want to be! be sure to avoid costumes like these, though, unless you want your costume to be a one for the FML archives.

By Nina - / Tuesday 31 October 2017 16:30 /