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Deaper's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Verified
You are certified FML now
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

12%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

25%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

66%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

49%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

98%
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

46%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

50%

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Deaper's favorite FMLs

Just a prank, dad

Today, my son got drunk and managed to colour in my bald patch with permanent marker while I was asleep. It’s super noticeable and I look like a complete prat. Plus in a few hours, I’m supposed to be on my first date since my divorce 12 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 September 2020 17:01 /

That's that, then

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 September 2020 08:02 /

Smooth criminal

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jack1057 - / Saturday 12 September 2020 01:01 / United States - Phoenix

Great move

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it