H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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Comments (213)
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
3# yes falcons yes. YOU DUDE, YOU
tbsosnj 0
Why is everyone assuming anal? maybe she pooped on him.
nerdwithagun 0
Sounds to me like if you didn't want the anal, you would've just gone out and gotten the tattoo on your own XD
twilightfreak779 0
so, you prostituted yourself.
frankienajera 0
When i first read this I thought of Ace Ventura talking from his butt.
rockonjar 0
sweet! lovin it!
angrynegro7 16
Not for nothing, it cuts both ways. All the people who are saying that OP's husband is a controlling jerk are conveniently ignoring the fact that a lot of women often withhold sex as a means of punishing their husbands or significant others whenever they do something that they don't like. Isn't THAT a form of controlling behavior? If the OP's husband literally forced her to have anal and made it as painful as possible, then I could understand her FML. At the end of the day, she CONSENTED to have anal sex with her husband in exchange for a tattoo, and I think it's safe to say that he tried to make it as enjoyable for the both of them. If she feels so degraded by this, she has no one to blame but herself.
kroms001_fml 0
hey... it's nice and tight for him... bust his nut and go get your tat. not an fml - you married him DEAL with it. oh, he gonna - tap tap that ass baby.
moriandrizzt 0
you are extremely disgusting. lol
uberfaill 0
only in Texas! :D