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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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nasek718 2

Iguess this is a FMA not FML

soccerguy77 0

negotiation buttseks??:O

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briandesmarais 0

wow does ur bum hurt mow?

jackygirl2 0

it prolly felt better than getting a tattoo

5t3ff1k4h 47

280- Let's compare for a sec. The slight annoyance of something scratching against you for a while (AKA - it doesn't hurt to get a tattoo... at least in my experiences.) OR something stretching your anus bigger than it should be stretched? It's a poop chute... you aren't meant to climb up the slide! Thatbeingsaid, so many people do it now, it's pretty much a "whatever" kind of thing. But if not done properly, (even sometimes when it is done properly) anal will hurt more than getting a tattoo. By far.

spiderbesideher 0

will you divorce that jerk off and marry me? i will give you anything you wish. just the thought of you willing to "negotiate with my (your) butthole" is hot enough for me to propose marriage sight unseen. bend over and say yes.

robert254x 0

hah. hes a kiebler elf. aka mr fudge packer =]

robert254x 0

wow 281. desperate for some ass?

riverhippie 0

I mean if someone puts something on fml im guessing they see it as a bad experience...so im not seeing a fair compromise here. why should you have to have butt sec to get something done to YOUR body??

angrynegro7 16

Well to be fair, OP is going to have the tattoo for the rest of her life. Butt sex is only going to last as her husband can keep from finishing. The fact that she had to negotiate in the first place tells me that a) she isn't working and needs her husband to pay for it, or b) they both work but have a joint account and they have to agree before either of them can spend any money from it.

Cinn_fml 23

Or her husband doesn't like tattoos... Also, if the husband had any sense and wanted to keep getting anal he'd have made it as nice as possible so that the OP wouldn't have had any complaints. Unless she has a general objection to the concept, in which case she deserves it for agreeing to do something she was uncomfortable with.

meneedlove 0

your man is an idiot.

xxmollyxx 25

Why is it his decision?

zazrael 0

I think it's ridiculous that people are saying she deserves it for having to negotiate. for one, tats are expensive as others have stated and shouldn't be purchased with shared income without prior knowledge. two, as someone previously stated, when married you share everything you are with one another, that includes eachothers bodies. there's nothing controlling about a husband and wife needing to compromise. I for one dislike tats and piercings in some areas and like them in others. I wouldn't keep my wife from getting them and haven't but she cane up for the idea of compromising when she wanted her belly button pierced.

welderchick87 0

If you don't share your bank accounts...then it's your body, your money...you do what you please. I don't understand why couples share bank accounts in the first place. One person is just gonna end up controlling how you both spend the money, and that can lead to problems. Start saving up money on the side, that way when you wanna buy something, you have the cash to do so and you don't have to 'compromise' for buying something for yourself.