By Anonymous - United States - Brighton
Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#1, not in this case. Taking your chances with sneaking out is preferable to letting your boss know that your kid has access to copious amounts of sex lube. He might get the wrong idea ... or maybe the right idea ;)

  DanielleinDC  |  32

No, all he has to do is say, my idiot son got into trouble at school, and I have to go pick him up. He doesn't have to say what his son was doing.

And really, OP, you should have told your boss that you had to leave early. YDI.