You're not alone

By seachelle - 07/05/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing posted on social media about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML
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tounces7 27

I feel like you might possibly be jumping the gun here. Like were you arguing with him at all BEFORE you went into the hospital? He might simply have been thinking about it and decided to post that status, it doesn't necessarily mean it's about something that happened that very day.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like beyond the procedure you were scheduled to have, you also had a free emergency asshole-ectomy!

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like beyond the procedure you were scheduled to have, you also had a free emergency asshole-ectomy!

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe, but we can’t know for sure. Perhaps the surgery was needed because the OP got shot and failed to dodge the bullet.

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tounces7 27

I feel like you might possibly be jumping the gun here. Like were you arguing with him at all BEFORE you went into the hospital? He might simply have been thinking about it and decided to post that status, it doesn't necessarily mean it's about something that happened that very day.

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KittyMack 13

True. Or he was jokingly talking about his cat or dog as his SO. There might be a reasonable explanation. I'd let him tell his story before deciding whether to dump him.

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seachelle 6

The bad news is that we hadn't had an argument, and he admitted that he was talking about another girl in his post. The good news is that FML is super slow to post, so this is in the past and dealt with, and I've recovered well from my surgery :)

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tounces7 27

I hope by "this is in the past", means HE is "in the past" as well.

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TxKitten79 10

O.P., I am glad to see you recovered well, and the as-yet is out of your life. I wish you the best in finding a non-ass-hat!

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fde2blknimout 18

You were the only one. The only one who didn’t know he had a side piece.

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