By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Spicy
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 393
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It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

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Well that's a first

"Fappy" Bird probably gets lots of people hard.

My score is 107 :P

Good for you pal, but no one cares...

Good for you 37. You've proven you have no life.

OP probably reached the lesbian sex scene....

There really is a game called Fappy Bird!! Look for it in Play Store. Its about a bird trying to fap and not get caught. Haha!!

#78 The man that created flappy bird deleted it because he wanted to go back to his normal life.

#90, 78 wrote "fappy bird." And no, the creator of Flappy Bird removed the game from app stores because he was getting shit from Nintendo for using the pipes. He was probably also getting shit from Apple for using unethical methods to get the game to the Top Apps.

Yet you have a profile picture of a cartoon

in the Russian Federation, Flappy Bird plays you

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

Wait that's not supposed to happen..?

I'm fairly certain that's why this is an FML.

Sarcasm. Some people get it, some people don't.

I'm fairly certain it's a joke, #58.

I don't blame you, I get pretty excited too

OP, I think we found a girl for you!

but OP is a girl!

Okay. 1. Girls don't get "hard on-s". 2. Even if OP was a girl. There's nothing wrong with a lesbian relationship!

And the symbol at the top indicates OP is a male....

Didn't you pay attention in sex Ed #47? Girls can get hard ons too (albeit much smaller ones)

56- I think you should pay more attention in that sex ed class of yours...

She's talking about clitorises.

no shut Sherlock

56. Except nobody calls those hard-ons

no they Call it Breakfast for Men .-.

That's pretty sad...

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Show it anyway

Not sure if it didn't make any sense, or if the pun passed 6 feet above my head

was that a hard pun to make? it didn't cum out to good

#52- erected=elected Still a pretty shitty pun, though.

Then you were playing with "flappy sperm." Which is totally gross.

You're trying too "hard".

cum on you could do better bro

I erect you just stop while you're a-head, that joke just wasn't ballsy enough.

My eyes are bleeding.

Happens all the time. flappy bird is love. flappy bird is life.

Hey, that little fella has a nice butt... It's from all that flapping

I'm no physiotherapist, but I'll go out on a limb and say flapping wings (or arms) won't target your quads or glutes