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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
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captainObviously 15

I have a suspicion that your dad was going to be the only one 'eating out' while they were all alone that night.

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captainObviously 15

I have a suspicion that your dad was going to be the only one 'eating out' while they were all alone that night.

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evan_7899 28

lots of nice here, very positive

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MrBrightside21 20

1 - "That's better than Macaroni and cheese!" -Clark from Benchwarmers

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TheAbstract 15

My friend, have you ever heard of sarcasm?

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TheAbstract 15

This isn't directed at you, 60, but rather the downvoters. Why are you guys taking me so seriously? xD

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andyyroxx 20

Well, I guess it really depends on how OP managed to fall down the stairs. Simple accident? Acceptable. Otherwise... (get creative, FML community) vvv

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uhhSavage 22

Tackled by spotted, radioactive koala bear.

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MarisaCB 16

At least they came to help you!

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zandalee 19

Meh. It's hard to find time to find romance these days. At least they picked you up.

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NickaPLZ 26

Not really. It's their fault for not hitting the bedroom more often, and NOT OP's problem at all, really.

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MrBrightside21 20

I think my penis is broken :(

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

27- I think our friendship is broken :(

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

42- you're contradicting your username :( You should say, "My penis may be broken, but I'll still be able to do everything from the waist up!!" :)

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sig4life 18

I think the bright side would be; 'my pen is is broken but it is still usable and stays firmer longer with this nice splint the doctor put on.'

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alwayswinning123 7

Your parents should realize that their son is more important

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yourlifesucksHA 14

How do you know that it might have been a girl.

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musiciangirl591 16

it says man next to the name

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skulltorn 8

Depends on how shitty the son is.

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wvcheesehead1 9

I am sure they were concerned... but parents get so few special occasions, I can't blame them for being disappointed... but they should have put a better face on it out of respect to your injury.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I beg to differ actually, if she's an only child then considering she's in college they should have plenty of time alone. Perhaps her parents just suck or were joking around.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Good call. Does not change the opinion at all however

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daniel_dd31 13

Op's parents: " we had reservations for god's sake, why couldn't you just walk, selfish bastard! "

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HeartOfLead 24

I think it would be a bit ironic if OPs parents called him a bastard...

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Snowcones 14

Parents :/ *sigh*

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