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wow that's nasty lol first!!! lol just sayin it cause everybody else does
first is the worst, second is the best! Though I'm not really second... but it looks like I am :) And isn't this like exactly the same story someone posted as a comment on another FML, talking about someone's wife being 38 years old and picking her nose? Does anyone else remember that?
No, I mean one of the COMMENTS on that FML told this one's exact same story, except the woman in that comment threw up after. Hahaha.
She is a nasty bitch
first is the worst , second is the best , & third is the one with the treasure chest ;) LOL
I was eating a green posicle when I read that... I had to throw it out :( *gag*
ew
Third is the one with a hairy chest :)
wow ew. that is disgusting but you should've been looking!!
2, yes because when I always look for boogers on adults fingers.
At least he wasn't picking his butt
HAHA wow. Quite the dick, there.
I think I just threw up in my mouth
blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp blerp. (Also, blerp.)
i never knew boogers are crunchy . though one time my brother had a booger in his finger nails & decided to flick it .. i was staring at him w/ my mouth open ... guess where it went ?
If you added today and fml on that statement it'd prolly go through
Oh my god, YDI though! Men can be gross you should have known what you were getting yourself into from the beginning. Think about if he picks his nose like that, where else have his fingers been all day? Probably scratching himself and everything. I hope you gargled some mouth wash REAL good after that!
Oh right, because ALL guys are hygiene-phobic pigs who don't know how to take care of themselves /eye roll
I agree with #8, way to be sexist. Besides, do you really think only guys pick their noses? I don't, but I'm sure it's not a habit solely found in the male gender. Really, all humans have noses, and unhygenic girls *do* exist out there.
#7 your a ******* idiot. kill yourself bitch. every guy i know, myself included, have self respect and keep ourselves clean and yes we itch ourselves but we aren't some kind of animal. grow up dipshit
You guys must have failed to read my post right. I didn't say ALL men are pigs. I said men CAN BE gross. But if you'd like me to be sexist how about this... What sex itches their crotch shamelessly in public the most? Men. And I don't know about the femme men but a MAN gets his hands dirty throughout the day doing even the smallest household chores. Don't get so pushed out of shape because I speak the truth.
Hella Stop being a bitch people like you disgust me, yes disgust me stop acting like everyone thinks of you as not gross because you look gross by your profile pic, and i would never say this unless someone was being a complete asshole
Dump your boyfriend for that one. Seriously, that's disgusting.
Wow, you believe in true love. Dumping for something like that...Age? 14?
why would she lose her relationship over a boger i mean its gross bit comeon dump him?
dump him? seriously?! damn you are definitely one of those girls who over exaggerate too much.
boger? haha fail
it's totally gross! but not FML-ish... I'd rather say FHisLife for grossing you out and probably making you never do that again
I just threw up a little in my mouth. ... partially from the post and partially because scrolling through pimpin88's posts always induces motion sickness. Love your work pimpin.
EWW that's very gross... now u know, wash it before u suck it
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At least he wasn't picking his butt
i never knew boogers are crunchy . though one time my brother had a booger in his finger nails & decided to flick it .. i was staring at him w/ my mouth open ... guess where it went ?