patrickalamo

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About Patrickalamo
Ok I'm so obsessed with badges I started a Facebook group "FML Badges". It is a new page but it is there to seek and give advice on earning badges. www.facebook.com/groups/374370812743064/ I got my very first FML posted and just thought everything got posted. However, 20+ failures there after. A work in progress. Yes, pic number two is Howard Stern dressed in drag... It is my favorite Christmas ornament. If I viewed your profile you either had a cool comment or pic... Or I could have just been trying to figure out what was in your pick. More than likely I gave you a fuck, for no particular reason. What are you still doing here go write some comments.
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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • A new thumb

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Picture this FML

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    51%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    6%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    3%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Patrickalamo's favorite FMLs

Nexpecto tells us more.

This is the most spot on reply haha! The scariest part of this whole ordeal is that I was awake but had my eyes closed and still didn't hear a drunk intruder come in. I'm a tetraplegic meaning that I have little use of my arms and none in my legs. I have my bed in the living room so that I still have things to do at night since I am bed bound. Because of my lack of independence, I have caregivers that come in daily to help with my needs. My roommate left the door unlocked around midnight so that he would not have to get up to let my caregiver in on Saturday morning. The last thing we were expecting was a drunk man urinating in the bathroom at 3:15 AM! My dog Bella makes the sweetest pit bull but worst guard because of how friendly she is. As frustrating as it it, we still love her. This was definitely the luckiest I've been in a long time and the last time the door is unlocked at night. If I had been completely alone that night there would have been absolutely no way for me to get his drunk ass out. Thankfully it was just a wasted man looking for a toilet instead of a crack head looking to get his next fix

frediqqq tells us more.

Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!