Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
Your father... Oh, the coincidence.
ollie179 21
"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"
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Comments (168)
wowthatissad 9
You don't deserve it op. I mean come on, we've all done that at one point in our lives.. It's not your fault it got caught
challan 19
I hardly ever do that! Only every time I'm next to a fan...
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : 1 word: Dumbass.
laurenlovesjb 20
Ever heard of a hair tie? I have a couple extra, you can borrow them sometime;);)
Johnnylittle 3
Ha
SooperSuper 2
Ahh the irony.
Dnigz13 4
How did that happen? I thought fans blew things not sucked them in, unless your head was like right up against the motor.
Ffuuu 10
Well, fans suck air from one side and blow it faster on the other side ;)
Enslaved 38
It would have been super cool if he cut you free with a Light Saber!(:
AphyTheBronette 15
At least it was her hair, not her hand..
fukmefreddy 4
with this one, the force is not strong
KiddNYC1O 22
I did that the other day while singing the Killers' Somebody Told Me. Good thing I don't have long hair.