Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
Your father... Oh, the coincidence.
ollie179 21
"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"
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Comments (168)
Carabez1228 5
It would have been epic if your dad showed up and yelled "YOU WHERE THE CHOSEN ONE!" like obi-wan in Revenge of the Sith
Jaxx66 21
Someone must be close to their time of month.....
hailezz349 5
Atleast u admit it everyone does it at one point! (;
avaloncode 8
that happened to me once, only my sister decided it would be a good idea to stick a little motorized one directly into the thickest part of my hair. gotta love do-it-yourself haircuts.
Airman1988 9
Here comes a million Star Wars puns
YOLO1117 1
I dont think the force is strong with you...just saying
charlotte178 4
Hahhahaha this is ******* hilarious
lellalove_fml 23
It would be your robot voice in the fan, not Darth Vader by the way.
kathii01 20
That had to hurt! Great conversation starter though ;)
afropuffjake 9
I love you already ^_^ But YDI