Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
Your father... Oh, the coincidence.
ollie179 21
"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"
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Comments (168)
zaynismylove 2
.... wow
Evath 7
Hahahaha. Very cute.
Pandasaurus 14
The force is strong with this one.
Fmlsea 28
Your father must be so proud , although least he now gets to tell the story to everyone :)
tne201992 12
123- You don't need retype this, we understood it the first time.... Sadly.
j_cat187 20
Reminds me of Tommy Boy
BlondeBaller 0
Could've used a hair tie! :p
doodlecloud 27
You deserve it for thinking that's a Darth Vader voice. Have you even watched Star Wars? His voice is deep and breathy. Fan voice is high and warbley, it's obviously a robot or an alien.
CharliesCool2084 8
Is it strange to admit that I've done exactly the same?
momo1972 3
Lololololo