About Slurshies

hey there :) if you want to message me, don't bother, I only use the iPhone app, so I won't get them. it's not personal. so, about me... things I like to do are drawing, painting, cuddling with my dog (black lab/golden retriever) horseback riding, women's fastpitch softball, reading and swimming. dislikes are housework, cleaning trays (don't ask), and stupid people who can't spell right and/or use incorrect grammar. I must confess I am a bit of a grammar nazi... and I am fairly fluent in french. (Quebec french, not France french... although I'm certain I could understand France french) :P favourite commenters: perdix DocBastard ManInThaMachine (not necessarily in that order though) ;)

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100 kick-ass comments

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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YDI Master

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