Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
Your father... Oh, the coincidence.
ollie179 21
"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"
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Comments (168)
SamanthaCassieL 10
Let's be serious, we've all tried it. Not all of us got our hair caught, but we've tried it!! Lol
muzy 23
Oh please. You wouldn't know what the force was if it were to hit you full force in the face.
chocolatepandas 2
LUKE, I AM YOUR FA-FAN! OH SHIT, FAN!
redbluegreen 41
The sucking is strong with this one.
tne201992 12
Giggity!
Warden1986 16
I guess you didn't know, the" force" of the fan was that strong.
perdix 31
Spoiler alert: So, you needed to call in Luke's grandfather.
tennisrapper1 14
Wait, what if it was Luke impersonating the voice of his father?
perdix 31
Or his sister, Princess Leia . . . oh, shit! I forgot to say Spoiler Alert!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Come to the dark side. We have shorter hair.
WearingHats 14
Darth Vader didn't even have hair. This story has so many split ends!
olpally 33
Hahaha... Totally reminds me of the movie "Tommy boy" with chris Farley doing this only the hair not getting caught in the fan... Lmao, yeah, you deserve this op.
j_cat187 20
Man I miss Chris Farley.
leadawg75 12
I do that all the time so I can't really say YDI
BubbleGrunge 18
Did your Father cut your hair from the fan with a lightsaber?