By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
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CookieLovesYou 1

Nice father.

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CookieLovesYou 1

Nice father.

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viper2426 0

that's awesome!!

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Xathanos 16

Hmm, maybe he was not strong enough and was refused of such powers, then enraged. Decided to demand for such powers by force. He never gained them for such disobedience.

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CCrunner2 0

you should've taught him the force op!

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garrettsgirl 0

Luke I am your father.

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tona01 16

gotta love drunk and disorderly parents

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enonymous 8

My father does this weekly... of course he has a purple ***** in hand when he does it.

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Gross2332 0

OP just be glad you have a cool nickname

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ballwiz24 0

Shouldn't OP's brother be the one posting on FML?

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ballwiz24 0

Oops! My bad. I misread the FML. Don't hate me please

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daniel1991 0

dude XD he shoulda been like umm dad lessons are 200 dollers per hour

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Mubus 0

One of the best FML's I have read in a long time, thanks for the laugh OP!

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vergaso 0

I doubt you can confused him with yoda he was either joking around or really high

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erichsee14 0

Lol learn to read. He was drunk.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

why are obvious wins, being posted on fml?

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paintingxflowers 8

He just likes showing everyone his son's light saber (:

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TheWaywardOne 0

I'm not sure you're entirely aware of what you just said....lol

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paintingxflowers 8

I guess sarcasm doesn't translate well through the internet.

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im_bored_tired 12

he meant that in a dirty way, he understood your comment.

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paintingxflowers 8

Thank you for clearing it up. My comment was meant to be dirty.

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im_bored_tired 12

your welcome. XD haha sux for op

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Big_Red_138 3

Drink you must, then learn the force you can.

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GuessWhatKids 13

3- I thought the meth addict was OP's father?

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jesernoob 13

I just loved the feeling of being able to make the 100th like.

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Rickilynn1 10

I just love the feeling of being the first thumbs down on a stupid comment.

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Lalaxwannaxfml 0

Lmfao this made my night.. Not so fyl haha. Dont lie youll laugh at this when youre older

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newjerseyguy 0

this is definitely one of the funniest I've seen too

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sollz 0

agreed, in all honesty how could one not laugh at this, that's awesome... I'm sure I'm not the only one that was actually picturing this actually happening... right??? ?

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bassfisher100 23

oh I definitely was XD and I laughed pretty hard at the image I thought of

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IndiRae 9

The funniest thing my dad did when he was drunk was pee in the hallway. It actually wasn't that funny, it got on my boots.

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missdani360 0

I know right?!

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jacknelli7771 0

what is your real name?

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Rickilynn1 10

bahahah. but my mom isn't funny when she's drunk and my dad does not drink.

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Chinnithy 0

That's sick! Now you will always have someone to sword fight with. may the force be with you.

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omgcookeys 15

should have replied " teach you, I will not "

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ForeverYoung1 3

totally your fault; you should be teaching him your Jedi ways.

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mejiiaa 0

lol I should record you next time ;) aha

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jacknelli7771 0

what's ur full name?(btw ur really hot)

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