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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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By baldintheback - 15/08/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:01

Your father... Oh, the coincidence.

ollie179 21

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:02

"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"

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reject214 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:35

The Force is not strong with this one, my young Padawan.

tennisrapper1 14

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:42

Did you yell to him in the darth vader voice?

dukey69 1

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:48

I don't think he even wants to be your father after that one

ali094king 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:51

Rude

Irishgypsy 2

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:52

Please tell me it was the ceiling fan

teyyoshi 19

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:58

oh , what's the darth vader voice??

raraisbang 12

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:02

Please...please tell me you are joking.

coughyochick 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:01

Well...that escalated quickly

thehurricanekid 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:03

Call me crazy, but I feel there's more to this story. I just cannot in any way link these two events of making a Vader voice and getting hair caught in a fan.

thehurricanekid 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 5:40

I seriously have never done that. My family had central AC, though.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:21

Wow... Do it.

lonkite101 14

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:16

Fail

cubanebgy 2

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:04

YDI what were you doing with your hair so close to the fan

lonkite101 14

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:04

20, was that supposed to be a bad pun, or are you just an idiot?

meccamputechture 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:07

"luke, i am your *screams* FATHER!"

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