Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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Sunday 2 August 2020 17:17

Neither of you seem very bright.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 August 2020 17:17

Neither of you seem very bright.

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 3 August 2020 0:25

Very dim

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With electrical anything, always treat it as if it's live. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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