Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
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Back_In_Action
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Needs your help, the Jedi Master Yoda does not. The fuck out, get. :P
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krez
| 20
Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.
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The_Disturbed
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lol. You sad git xD
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MiGman
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op that's why you do this when there not home. it's even worse when you and your dad do this at the same time
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blo0_starZz
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AHAHAHA! i lol'd :')
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BrutalFbomb
| 5
use the force to grow some balls, you must. hmm yesh.
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Hoplaka
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What's a git? Is that an it but very feminine? Lol
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Overseer211
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YODA NEEDED HELP GUISE HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT.
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ammerhammer
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On Harry potter, a git is like a jerk or a dick. I'm assuming its a British thing
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nikki908
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And you did it in front of them? YDI
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Back_In_Action
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Needs your help, the Jedi Master Yoda does not. The fuck out, get. :P
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The_Disturbed
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#3 - Haha win :P
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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It normally takes a lot to get me to LMAO on this site, but #3 is a winrar.
May I present to you 346.4 pounds of salmon bones and a commemorative Bob Denver lunchbox?
May I present to you 346.4 pounds of salmon bones and a commemorative Bob Denver lunchbox?
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newsgit
| 0
in addition to #15s present, I got you a cock.
be prepared to get up early, cocks crow at like 5. I could take it anymore, I've already got like 5 chickens to feed.
be prepared to get up early, cocks crow at like 5. I could take it anymore, I've already got like 5 chickens to feed.
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Back_In_Action
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D'AWWWW, you guys. Get you everywhere, flattery will. :D
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CallMeHush
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Hey I was holding out for that lunch box, you just can't find those evrywhere you know.
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thisismitch
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#3 epic win
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ilovefatcats
| 12
..... I feel so sorry for you ....... :,(
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TextingJuliet
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15-lol winrar. srry I'm a huge nerd girl so I find humor in the little mentions of geek speak.
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trigger22
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Haha lmfao
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nikki908
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Use the force, young J-walker
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quade25
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yes smarticles
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damienwatkins
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...why?
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krez
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Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.
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CaptainAtMan
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agreed
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daydreamstar
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but, 7, Yoda is a good, Old Republic Jedi who believes Force choking is the Sith way :)
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APenguin
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Yet hangs around with a Jedi who uses the Dark side (Mace Windu). :P
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Gstone5
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this is when u know u need to get a life...
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daydreamstar
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# 3 wins this page! lmao! OP: youre bantha fodder XDXDXD now use your money and go buy some sense.. and not the sixth one.
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jeesse
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is this a real fml??
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JManHobbs
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"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have fucking awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.
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fireandice27
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^
This.
I was a little confused at the 'instinctively' part too
This.
I was a little confused at the 'instinctively' part too
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TheOptimist
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12 wasn't confused by the instinctively part, he was emphasizing his point about the OP being a loser by saying instinctively with quotation marks and a question mark.
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MisterZzyzx
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Don't worry, I do the same thing watching the Star Wars movies.