By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
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You deserved it 3 345
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trick619 0

chaffing can lead to spontaneous pubic hair combustion, poor fat people ha

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Heather_x0x0 6

seriously 23???

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

if you can't handle the heat gtfo of the kitchen

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FunnyGuy5051 7

as long as she's in the kitchen... jk

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ImmortalKratos 0

33. your kidding right? everyone knows that it's impossible cuz all the sweat wouldn't let enough friction build up. p.s. is that your natural hair color?

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gutzz 0

No 40, there are studies proving it, they have naked fat people run on treadmills for a long period of time. It has been determined that spontaneous pubic hair combustion is a symptom of burning calories in 100% of all obese individuals.

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Alliria 3

No. 44 If that does make people combust, why isn't 'The Biggest Loser' more interesting?

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insanesna1l 0

its all true, from the spontaneous combustion caused by pubic friction, to midgets freezing instantly in cold weather due to heat rising

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dre_bro11 12

56, I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here, but maybe 'cause it's a family tv show?

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Insane_Tea 15

Fap Fap If spontaneous pubic hair combustion were true, then why aren't all the little twelve year olds exploding like pop rocks? Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...........

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Trupe 3

Lol I'm hoping he didn't convince you.

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CareFace 16

You look like you could convince ANYONE.

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random_ribbons 15

Wow... I really hope you didn't believe him. Even more than that, I hope he didn't really believe that.

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Tuesdays76 0

The truth is op's dad thought the hair was too long, so he took matters into his own hands.

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gutzz 0

And this gives a new meaning to bad jokes.

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tommygun7217 0

its actually funny, u guys just dont undersatnd humour about red heads /:

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ImaWiseGuy 5

gingers have no souls......

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minidinosaurgoes 9

^your moms a ginger?

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grigri75 35

this joke is so bad, it made me laugh (at least a bit)

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I bet your hair looks hot.

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kayPandastyle 15

Haha I love your icon..whered you find that? Lol

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TheFection 0

college humor has this ongoing thing of cartoon college. I always laugh my ass off.

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mcrepas 19

Good thing you didn't have any hair spray in your hair, it would have been all gone!

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skizza_fml 3

I was gunna say that, beat me too it damn you

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Tcaret300 12

flame off... a few mins later with no hair, but water all over u. :)

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