Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Bad hair day?
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LifeSucksbtw
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hahaha
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Bad hair day?
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largefoofighter
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that's better than fire crotch
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trick619
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chaffing can lead to spontaneous pubic hair combustion, poor fat people ha
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DropDead77
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Time to give up the Jewfro son
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Heather_x0x0
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seriously 23???
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Finn_the_human
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Die Fire!
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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if you can't handle the heat gtfo of the kitchen
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FunnyGuy5051
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as long as she's in the kitchen... jk
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ImmortalKratos
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33. your kidding right? everyone knows that it's impossible cuz all the sweat wouldn't let enough friction build up. p.s. is that your natural hair color?
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gutzz
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No 40, there are studies proving it, they have naked fat people run on treadmills for a long period of time. It has been determined that spontaneous pubic hair combustion is a symptom of burning calories in 100% of all obese individuals.
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Alliria
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No. 44 If that does make people combust, why isn't 'The Biggest Loser' more interesting?
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zourwolfe
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56 epic win
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insanesna1l
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its all true, from the spontaneous combustion caused by pubic friction, to midgets freezing instantly in cold weather due to heat rising
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dre_bro11
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56, I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here, but maybe 'cause it's a family tv show?
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Insane_Tea
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Fap Fap If spontaneous pubic hair combustion were true, then why aren't all the little twelve year olds exploding like pop rocks? Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...........
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LifeSucksbtw
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hahaha
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DropDead77
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agreed^
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C6Racer
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Oh so close.
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gutzz
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36- I know right? It's funny when it's obvious.
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tulsafml
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maybe op should stop putting so much mother fucking grease in her hair
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minidinosaurgoes
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^his hair
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brit4nyxbabii
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LAWWWL .
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Trupe
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Lol I'm hoping he didn't convince you.
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CareFace
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You look like you could convince ANYONE.
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grigri75
| 35
it sounds quite reasonable
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random_ribbons
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Wow... I really hope you didn't believe him. Even more than that, I hope he didn't really believe that.
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Tuesdays76
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The truth is op's dad thought the hair was too long, so he took matters into his own hands.
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Southerndatageek
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Gives a new meaning to flaming red hair.
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gutzz
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And this gives a new meaning to bad jokes.
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PSQ91
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I second that
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tommygun7217
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its actually funny, u guys just dont undersatnd humour about red heads /:
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ImaWiseGuy
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gingers have no souls......
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minidinosaurgoes
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^your moms a ginger?
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grigri75
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this joke is so bad, it made me laugh (at least a bit)
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italiangurrl
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best thing I heard all day lol
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Thanatos1206
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Did somebody read this aloud to you?
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gutzz
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^ nice.
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FNFPhilly
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39 just made you wanna go de in a hole LOL
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CaptinFalconKnig
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lmao de in a hole xD
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clojo1112
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invest in wigs?
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TaylorTotsYumm
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I bet your hair looks hot.
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bubulz_fml
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looks hot feels hot smells hot... lol
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kayPandastyle
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Haha I love your icon..whered you find that? Lol
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TheFection
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college humor has this ongoing thing of cartoon college. I always laugh my ass off.
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mcrepas
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Good thing you didn't have any hair spray in your hair, it would have been all gone!
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RobboXD
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flame on?
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skizza_fml
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I was gunna say that, beat me too it damn you
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Tcaret300
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flame off... a few mins later with no hair, but water all over u. :)