Bad hair day?

that's better than fire crotch

chaffing can lead to spontaneous pubic hair combustion, poor fat people ha

Time to give up the Jewfro son

seriously 23???

Die Fire!

if you can't handle the heat gtfo of the kitchen

as long as she's in the kitchen... jk

33. your kidding right? everyone knows that it's impossible cuz all the sweat wouldn't let enough friction build up. p.s. is that your natural hair color?

No 40, there are studies proving it, they have naked fat people run on treadmills for a long period of time. It has been determined that spontaneous pubic hair combustion is a symptom of burning calories in 100% of all obese individuals.

No. 44 If that does make people combust, why isn't 'The Biggest Loser' more interesting?

56 epic win

its all true, from the spontaneous combustion caused by pubic friction, to midgets freezing instantly in cold weather due to heat rising

56, I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here, but maybe 'cause it's a family tv show?

Fap Fap If spontaneous pubic hair combustion were true, then why aren't all the little twelve year olds exploding like pop rocks? Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...........

hahaha

agreed^

Oh so close.

36- I know right? It's funny when it's obvious.

maybe op should stop putting so much mother fucking grease in her hair

^his hair

LAWWWL .

Lol I'm hoping he didn't convince you.

You look like you could convince ANYONE.

it sounds quite reasonable

Wow... I really hope you didn't believe him. Even more than that, I hope he didn't really believe that.

The truth is op's dad thought the hair was too long, so he took matters into his own hands.

Gives a new meaning to flaming red hair.

And this gives a new meaning to bad jokes.

I second that

its actually funny, u guys just dont undersatnd humour about red heads /:

gingers have no souls......

^your moms a ginger?

this joke is so bad, it made me laugh (at least a bit)

best thing I heard all day lol

Did somebody read this aloud to you?

^ nice.

39 just made you wanna go de in a hole LOL

lmao de in a hole xD

invest in wigs?

I bet your hair looks hot.

looks hot feels hot smells hot... lol

Haha I love your icon..whered you find that? Lol

college humor has this ongoing thing of cartoon college. I always laugh my ass off.

Good thing you didn't have any hair spray in your hair, it would have been all gone!

flame on?

I was gunna say that, beat me too it damn you

flame off... a few mins later with no hair, but water all over u. :)