By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 387
You deserved it 3 341

Same thing different taste


chaffing can lead to spontaneous pubic hair combustion, poor fat people ha

Heather_x0x0 6

if you can't handle the heat gtfo of the kitchen

FunnyGuy5051 7

as long as she's in the kitchen... jk

ImmortalKratos 0

33. your kidding right? everyone knows that it's impossible cuz all the sweat wouldn't let enough friction build up. p.s. is that your natural hair color?

gutzz 0

No 40, there are studies proving it, they have naked fat people run on treadmills for a long period of time. It has been determined that spontaneous pubic hair combustion is a symptom of burning calories in 100% of all obese individuals.

No. 44 If that does make people combust, why isn't 'The Biggest Loser' more interesting?

its all true, from the spontaneous combustion caused by pubic friction, to midgets freezing instantly in cold weather due to heat rising

56, I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here, but maybe 'cause it's a family tv show?

Fap Fap If spontaneous pubic hair combustion were true, then why aren't all the little twelve year olds exploding like pop rocks? Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...........

Trupe 3

Lol I'm hoping he didn't convince you.

Wow... I really hope you didn't believe him. Even more than that, I hope he didn't really believe that.

The truth is op's dad thought the hair was too long, so he took matters into his own hands.

gutzz 0

And this gives a new meaning to bad jokes.

its actually funny, u guys just dont undersatnd humour about red heads /:

ImaWiseGuy 5
minidinosaurgoes 9

this joke is so bad, it made me laugh (at least a bit)

TaylorTotsYumm 10
kayPandastyle 15

Haha I love your icon..whered you find that? Lol

college humor has this ongoing thing of cartoon college. I always laugh my ass off.

Good thing you didn't have any hair spray in your hair, it would have been all gone!

I was gunna say that, beat me too it damn you

flame off... a few mins later with no hair, but water all over u. :)