Miscellaneous: Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state,...

By maybenot - 06/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

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By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By limeychefboy - 23/02/2018 01:30

Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By ThrewItOntheGrooooooound - 07/04/2016 09:48 - Denmark - Odense

Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by riding my BMX to work. My 'rad skills' are out of whack because I hit a pothole, fell off, and landed in a pile of trash bags that were dumped by the side of the road. The irony wasn’t lost on me. FML

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By cathugger - 13/07/2019 16:30

Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By j - 04/06/2009 03:36 - Australia

Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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StanSmith_fml 9

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:34

Don't just chain your bike to random shit.

dressedskeleton 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:33

An FML. Welcome to the website.

Comments

MsCowsiecow 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:18

Wait, did you have a caravan of your own? Or did you just mistake it for a bike rack?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:31

Bet you still want that bike after all that it went through ;)

Lindahhxd 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 10:00

Having a good bike was too mainstream anyways...? :( Sorry OP, but in a way YDI.

sleet7 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 10:39

I think he meant to chain it to his own caravan but instead chained it to someone else's. He said "someone else's caravan" and I think he would have otherwise said "someone's caravan".

MsCowsiecow 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 10:51

Okay I didn't register the first part where op said "while on a biking holiday"

Shadomasta 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 13:25

Ok someone help me. I'm from the city so the only caravans I know of are either made by Dodge or Cessna. Sooooo assuming I'm wrong in either case.....what's a caravan?

Alex1901 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:21

Bit like a mobile home or what I think would be a trailer in America. Just do a google image search of caravan and you'll see lots of examples.

jkmartinjk 16

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:24

The **** did I just read

dressedskeleton 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:33

An FML. Welcome to the website.

flockz 19

Tuesday 7 August 2012 10:38

"Today, while on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML"

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 11:09

You can expect to receive your gift basket in 5 to 7 business day.

Sliver1991 26

Tuesday 7 August 2012 13:20

I'm still waiting for mine... I can't stop thinking of all the fruit!

iLakers 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 10:41

21 killed it

muhrissaa 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:24

I don't know which to choose... YDI for chaining it on the back of someone else's caravan while being somewhat hungover or your life sucks because it was dragged and has horse shit on it? Lol idk. I guess you didn't get your bike back either?