By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
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HowDidIGetHere 0

Time to get a new dad...

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you_failed 15

Ouchies! But now you know what to do when he's taking a nap... :D

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HowDidIGetHere 0

Time to get a new dad...

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MissBunny25 0

been there, bro. the coffee table was glass, though.. and I wasn't asleep, I was eating macaroni.

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SirEBC 7

And a new coffee table.. Sorry, I had to say something relevant to your comment so that I could tell you that Brokencyde is ******* awesome.

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db_rainblow 0

brokencyde= shit. The only thing they're good for is working for poison control to induce vomiting.

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rebekahah 7

just go pick one up at Dads R Us. :)

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Ihatethesenames 0

I agree with db rainbow they suck ass

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Avenged7Gabe 0

GOD I HATE BROKENCYDE SO MUCH, how can someone like that shit

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juic3_tin 0

just the image of this made me crack up haha... fyl and ydi

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MissBunny25 0

I've done this before... except I broke a glass one. and I wasn't asleep, I was boiling macaroni.

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testthecoal 5

what's with you and macaroni?

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ILoveEggnog 7

Msbunny, have you ever tried putting bacon in it?

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HowDidIGetHere 0

bc13 is awesome. but seriously is her dad abusive or something ? he screamed in her goddamn ear.

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HowDidIGetHere 0

25 hell yeah!

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TwatRot69 0

MissBunny. The macaroni thing was funny the first time, but now it's just old... Make a new joke or something, you don't need to bring it up in every FML. We get it, you love macaroni... Move on.

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MissBunny25 0

TwatRot69 **** you. I'll move on when I'm damn well good and ready to. have fun in your mother's basement masturbating and eating cat shit. Love, MissBunny25

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TwatRot69 0

Onomonom. Cat shit's my favorite.

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LikDezNutz 0

Not sure about this whole macaroni thing so someone wanna explain that? xP (new member)

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tulsafml 0

macaroni is the greatest. don't make me shit on yo face whoever messed with ms bunny

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KW28 5

this is also a situation

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Agiggleaday 0

Do the same to him

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KiddNYC1O 20

Chances are he was. He was sleeping on the couch on a Sunday. Must have been a great Saturday!

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you_failed 15

Ouchies! But now you know what to do when he's taking a nap... :D

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thatguy205 4

Just because you hump legs all day long doesn't mean everyone else does. It doesn't solve all problems. Silly puppy.

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tulsafml 0

humping legs solves all of my damn problems all the damn time. bitch.

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thatguy205 4

So help me God I will get the vacuum if you don't SETTLE THE **** DOWN!

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T3P33_fml 0

vacuum are for cats. or puppy small enough to get sucked into the tube.

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ipwnlosers 4

No, both dogs and cats are afraid of vacuum cleaners.

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jess6blondie9 2

No... Dogs and cats aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners at all. You must have some bazaar animals.

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josebeto1 6

You must've gotten some pretty nice air

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denvan 0

Get a buzzer next time wake up your dad like that

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josebeto1 6

You must've gotten some pretty nice air

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DillonUSMC 0

this sounds like a job for icewater and air horns

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KJLD5 0

sounds like a job to PUT A FRIGGEN SHIRT ON, dude. grow a pair. ur killin me. want my shirt? might be a lil wide though

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