been there, bro. the coffee table was glass, though.. and I wasn't asleep, I was eating macaroni.

that works.

And a new coffee table.. Sorry, I had to say something relevant to your comment so that I could tell you that Brokencyde is ******* awesome.

brokencyde= shit. The only thing they're good for is working for poison control to induce vomiting.

just go pick one up at Dads R Us. :)

I agree with db rainbow they suck ass

GOD I HATE BROKENCYDE SO MUCH, how can someone like that shit

just the image of this made me crack up haha... fyl and ydi

I've done this before... except I broke a glass one. and I wasn't asleep, I was boiling macaroni.

what's with you and macaroni?

Msbunny, have you ever tried putting bacon in it?

bc13 is awesome. but seriously is her dad abusive or something ? he screamed in her goddamn ear.

25 hell yeah!

dad apopo

dad apopo

I agree 35

LMFAO

MissBunny. The macaroni thing was funny the first time, but now it's just old... Make a new joke or something, you don't need to bring it up in every FML. We get it, you love macaroni... Move on.

TwatRot69 **** you. I'll move on when I'm damn well good and ready to. have fun in your mother's basement masturbating and eating cat shit. Love, MissBunny25

Onomonom. Cat shit's my favorite.

goldfish :D

Not sure about this whole macaroni thing so someone wanna explain that? xP (new member)

macaroni is the greatest. don't make me shit on yo face whoever messed with ms bunny

Do the same to him

Chances are he was. He was sleeping on the couch on a Sunday. Must have been a great Saturday!

rape?

Just because you hump legs all day long doesn't mean everyone else does. It doesn't solve all problems. Silly puppy.

WIN ^^

humping legs solves all of my damn problems all the damn time. bitch.

So help me God I will get the vacuum if you don't SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!

vacuum are for cats. or puppy small enough to get sucked into the tube.

No, both dogs and cats are afraid of vacuum cleaners.

No... Dogs and cats aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners at all. You must have some bazaar animals.

bazaar?

sounds like a job to PUT A FRIGGEN SHIRT ON, dude. grow a pair. ur killin me. want my shirt? might be a lil wide though