Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
PhillyHilly 10
you need to choose your gf better
ewe1234 5
Screw her... Get rid of her
Poetaster 10
Every relationship needs established boundaries. This crosses the line for sure. If it's okay for her to be nude with them is it also okay for them to touch her as long as there is no "sex" ? Dump the girl--- she has no morals or respect for you.
KittyKattis 1
Had to explain that to my boyfriend once. Needless to say, we are no longer together.
Poetaster 10
Smart girl
JinxosGirl87 0
Tell her that she can go as long as she's fine that her stupid ass will be dumped because you don't want to date a ho.
TheJester12 15
I'm hoping that your girlfriend has the physical features of Kim Kardashian and is miles out of your league, otherwise you should be damn ashamed of yourself for Letting that happen .
sxdryv 14
Dump her naked ass...or walk around naked whenever her girlfriends come over and see what she thinks
Sab0026 0
Wow I totally hope you dump her ass. She should have more respect for you.
zosfrosty 1
As long as they don't touch I wouldn't worry about it. Guys are way to territorial when it comes to their girls' boobies.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Skinny dipping with friends of the opposite sex? I fail to see the problem. Then again, I'm Swedish... A lot of you guys are such prudes.
Poetaster 10
It's about respect.
anonymous_coward 5
#97, I can't understand what all the fuzz is about either, but here in Finland co-ed saunas are normal...
ndhin831 2
it's already been noted that skinny dipping with gay friends is ok so that's why skinny dipping with European men is ok. You're all a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys anyway.